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I've been reporting on St. Patrick's Day events since Friday night.

I officially hate this holiday

 

Haha what?

Bangers and mash for dinner because cornbeef has weird quantities....

Plenty of ale though, drink up me boys.

 

I mean to say I've been out and about all weekend covering St. Patrick's Day festivities all over the region I live. Some places did theirs on Friday, some Saturday, one or two on Sunday, and a bunch today - and I've been out and about covering them for the paper I work at.

 

Ohhhh I see. All I'm doing is making dinner going by what my brothers gf is telling me.

 

Heh..

I WORK. So no parties for me.

I'll have to save my partying for laters. So for now..just point me towards the coffee pot!!!

and no..no GREEN coffee, thank you!!
(Had someone try that in the office before)

 

COFFEE IS NASTY KAT WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

 

NASTY?!! What word is that?! Not together with Coffee. It is the life juice.

Coffee is GOOD!!

 

*Holds up Dr. Pepper*

Teh Lifex Jooce

 

I'll take my ground beans over your carbonated prune juice any day.

 

I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!

...and occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo.

 

First day at the coffee shop was AWESOME.

 

Chris Pratt is so funny. He's like, the weird cousin everyone wish they had...

 

I dunno if anyone's made the joke yet but I can't resist

I SEEN A BLOOD MOON RISIN'

 

I SEE WEREWOLVES ON THEIR WAY

 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

 

Presumably, you need to go down on the corner, out in the street. Willy and the Poorboys are playing: bring a nickel, tap your feet.

 

You don't need a penny just to hang around.

 

I'm just saying: if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down?

 

Well, with Mitth, Isotope, you and me, that makes four kids on the corner, trying to bring you up.

 

I guess that means you need to pick a tune out and blow it on the harp.

 

*Rushes in, burning with The Big Bang Theory insights to share, looks around wildly with no idea what the drokk is going on, about turns, and leaves.*

 

INSIGHTS MUST BE SHARED

 

And they must be shared down on the corner, out in the street.

 

Preferably early in the evening, just about supper time.