Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

That was mine...

 

I liked the Angelheaded hipsters.

Anyway, another point for BF2K1!

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
7. Ender Sai -5
8. harpua -3
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -5
11. Point Given -3
12. Todd the Jedi -2

The next black card is:

How am I maintaining my relationship status?

tom is judging. White cards will be out within minutes.

 

The erection one would have won my point.

 

Eeth loves hard ****.

 

i have the perfect card for this. god hates me.

 

I had to ultimately decide between two decent choices, one being slightly more esoteric so I used the other one...

 

That'll be 24 hours up, so as long as Ophelia isn't out partying again, we should be good to go....

 

Actually I was at a church group meeting.

No wait, that sounds lame.

I was at a very, very hard-core, partying-ass . . . rockin' . . . church group meeting!!! >.<

I go every Wednesday night, so there's that.

And here are the choices for:

How am I maintaining my relationship status?

Half-assed foreplay
Dorito breath
Being on fire
A salty surprise
Smoking crack, for instance
The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction
Shaft
Praying the gay away
A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans
Tripping balls
Stockholm syndrome

tom is judging.

 

i'll go with dorito breath.

 

dp ties tom! No, wait, that's bad fanfic. dp and tom are tied! No that's no better.

Erm, they both have 6.

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -5
4. Eeth-my-Koth -5
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
7. Ender Sai -5
8. harpua -3
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -6
11. Point Given -3
12. Todd the Jedi -2

Next black card:

_______. It's a trap!

Xeiah is judging. New white cards will be out in a minute.

 

Wooooooooooooo! I think my second choice may also have won, but still...

 

Tom, meet dp. THAT's how one maintains their relationship status.

 

Is this what leads to the tying up?

 

Piggy-backing ophelia's joke, ftl.

 

Meeeeow.

 

It's better than watching two middle-aged droids fight. That's what it sounds like when doves cry.

 

Are we fighting?

 

Middle-age droid make-up sex later on tonight.

 

It's like a Niles/Frasier slappy-fight... so no, not really.

Totes mcgotes (said in a James Earl Jones voice)

 

I won't mention the ropes, Dave, or Kristie will rage again.

 

You nearly made me choke on my soda.

DAMN YOUUUUU

 

That was rage?