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Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Completed Shows' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. WatTamborWoo

    WatTamborWoo Jedi Master star 3

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    836 Calling QT KT, R2 KT would have been too much confusion with R2 D2.... I love the pink droids but as Nute Gunray said 'This is getting out of hand....now there are two of them!'
     
  2. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    837. When in doubt, call a Drunken Hondo
     
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  3. Ken Obi

    Ken Obi Jedi Padawan

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    338. Gascon is not a colonel corporal.
     
  4. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic Jedi Master star 4

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    Reviving this thread. Now that TCW is over, we need to finish off the 1,001 things we've learned with stuff from the Lost Missions!

    839. Jar Jar Binks would be instrumental in thwarting a scheme by Mother Talzin to become more powerful than any living Sith or Jedi, resulting in the Nightsister Clan Mother dissolving like the Wicked Witch of the West.
     
  5. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    840. When needed help, call up Jar Jar Binks and he will come to the rescue
     
  6. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    More importantly:

    841. Jar Jar Binks has a girlfriend
     
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    842: The spoken sentence "I don't think we should see each other anymore" is all that is needed for divorce in the GFFA.

    No waiting period, no lawyers, no money.

    843: The clones were Gollum and Smeagol.
     
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  8. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [face_thinking] You're 2 posts late ;)
     
  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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  10. ColemanKcajFTW

    ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master star 1

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    844: Embo is the greatest snowboarder in Star Wars history.
     
  11. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    845. Jar-Jar knows how to land a punch!
     
  12. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    According to the Bardotta Durology...

    846) Every time you fry an ant with a magnifying glass, you are ripping the soul from its body.
     
  13. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    847. Say a bad word to Padme, expect Anakin to knock you out
     
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  14. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    848. Being the head of a major spice trading cartel is a good way to get women.
     
  15. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    849. Obi-Wan and Anakin know the Fastball Special.
     
  16. Cevan

    Cevan Jedi Knight star 4

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    850. You can never really kill a spider, no matter how big the explosion is.
     
  17. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    851. There really is someone for everyone.
     
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  18. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    852. listen to your passengers if your a cab driver it might save the republic.

    853. Re use OT and PT quotes in every episode.
     
  19. ColemanKcajFTW

    ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master star 1

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    854: Drunk clones apparently don't realize that throwing bottles at driving cars is really dangerous considering Coruscant's layout.
     
  20. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    854: When you're a clone, a hat covering your tattoo is enough to disguise you.
     
  21. Cevan

    Cevan Jedi Knight star 4

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    Disaster! We have two 853s.
     
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  22. ColemanKcajFTW

    ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master star 1

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    Ooop. Sorry.

    EDIT: Oh no! Now we have two 854s! Can this get any worse!
     
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  23. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    In that vein:

    856: Don't ever get a tattoo of your name where everyone can see it, in case you're ever a fugitive from the law.

    And lol, just lol. I more or less fixed everything. :p
     
  24. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I've known this for years.
     
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  25. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    Quick change it to 854