ST CASTING RUMORS

What if they were going to make the announcement a while ago and collectively just forgot?

 

"Why are the fans so upset, we already told them all about the cast and everyth -- oh crap!"

 

It is going to be impossible to hide who is in it this day and age. The minute they said May, I'm almost certain paparazzi started hanging out at airports ready to jump the minute they see anyone land in London.


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That would be a day long remembered. LOOOOOOL.

 

LOL-or maybe they lost all of their cast's phone numbers, agents numbers, or just forgot who they cast. ( I knew that list was here somewhere-where's that R2 unit with all the data?)

 

I dreamt last night that Katy Perry was cast as the villain. Obviously, this must be true.

 

You're a villain!

 

If EpVII were a documentary on cleavage, I could see your point.

 

How embarrassing!

(If you could actually see his "point")

 

Star Wars: Episode VII - Documentary on Cleavage

I like that. Nice ring to it.

 

Come on, Katy Perry is too hot to be in Star Wars

 

I can't decide if her eyes are too small or her forehead is too big, but something about her just doesn't look right to me.

 

She's gorgeous.

And if we're going to start critiquing people's faces again, we should first post our own picture for people to see.

Like mine.

 

She always looked kind of weird to me.

Don't know and don't care about anything related to her, though.

 

She's probably still traumatized from those fundamentalist parents of hers.

 

She is hot, but doesn't need to be anywhere near Star Wars.

 

She's fun as smurffette lol


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What have I done?!

 

You put your hand in the cookie jar and now you can't pull it out!

This thread seems to afflict people this way.

 

I hope N'Sync is in Episode VII since they didn't make the cut for Episode II.

But seriously, I hope Star Wars is cooking up something good for April Fool's Day like a funny casting announcement or maybe a fake title. What was the fake title that they had one year?

 

This thread would make a great movie.

But I think that Quinten Terentino should direct, not Abrams.

 

I even prefer this to the approach for Amazing Spiderman 2. I don't even want to see that movie now because of the amount of advertising. (Not really, but you get my point)

 

Looks like Efron is still not quite on the straight and narrow. A night out with him and Carrie would be a pretty wild time.
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