Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

i dunno dawg, if my poison womb kept cranking out kids with expensive, emotionally draining disabilities, i might be more likely to pull the abortion doc's number out of the ol' rollodex the next time i got pregnant

 

Mike Huckabee just said that politics is like a Baskin Robbins store and if you only have one flavor, then you're in trouble.

THEN WHY DO YOU ************* ONLY HAVE VANILLA

 

I hate politicians.

 

Don't say that you hate all politicians in general when what you mean is that you hate Republicans.

 

Well let's just check up on Oklahoma high school science.

• 25 percent strongly or somewhat agree with the statement, "Scientific evidence indicates that dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time in the past."

• 36.8 percent strongly or somewhat disagree with the statement, "Complex structures such as the eye could have been formed by evolution."

• 40.8 percent strongly or somewhat agree with the statement, "'Survival of the fittest' means basically that 'only the strong survive'."

• 17.1 percent strongly or somewhat disagree with the statement, "The earth is old enough for evolution to have occurred." (And, 3.9 percent were "undecided.")

• 32.9 percent strongly or somewhat agree with the statement, "Evolution is a total random process."

 

“When people say, ‘Why don’t you just kind of get on the right side of history?’ I say, ‘You’ve got to understand, this for me is not about the right side or the wrong side of history, this is the right side of the Bible,’”---Mike Huckabee



And here is Huckabee with at least one invisible penis.

 

I wouldn't say he's on the right side of the Bible either.

 

He's gotten fatter.

 

Well gee. I hit all my usual places and saw no real derp worthy headlines.

GAY SUPREMACY MORE EVIL THAN WHITE SUPREMACY

Oh wait...

 

Nevada cow owner? Here is all you need to know, from his own mouth:

“I don’t recognize [the] United States Government as even existing.”

This is in context. He recognizes Nevada law, but not the Unites States government. He owes over a million dollars because he decided to let his cows graze on federal land and that is something he has to pay for. If you watch Fox News and Limbaugh and listen to Huckabee they make this look like the coming of 1984 and the freedom of all citizens is in jeopardy.

 

Beezel's thread was right!

 

Let's see, the past couple of weeks have shown Fox News and Limbaugh going on an equal pay is a myth rampage. Well, one GOP woman has spoken out! She has confirmed that the equal pay gap exists and has made a history making statement on how to deal with it. Ready? READY?

Women need to be paid less so they seek men to have babies with

OUTREACH!

 

And you have to be a baby maker. GOP = wimmins should be preggers, and nothing else.

 

They're blaming Obama for the lunar eclipse too:

 

Blood Moon=Back to the menstruation yurt for you women folk!

(If these nuts had their way)

 

I thought, "Oh, this is probabaly not that big a deal" or "It's probably just an off the cuff silly statement taken out fo context".

Nope. He meant it. We should be more like China, no unions, no minimum wage because their economy is winning"

That's right, kids. You too can win the economy by working 16 hours a day for $1 an hour! He even says it, a dollar and hour no unions. And did not appear to be using hyperbole. Bachmann made such a comment years ago, that if we eliminated the minimum wage then everyone can have a job.

 

Ooohhh a blood moon isn't that scary! A BLOOD MOON! Must mean something! Clearly, it's a completely unique, unheard of event! Something unexplainable by natural science! It's a BLOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD MMMOOOO- oh I guess it's a eclipse actually never mind.

See, kids, the thing is that if the people make a big deal just used the word "eclipse," it would be completely obvious that they were nutters. "God sent this eclipse as a warning to Obama." "Four Eclipses! The End is Nigh!" etc. But if you take a phrase from the dark ages, it makes things sound way more mysterious and unexplainable and spoooooooky like something weird is happening so it's more believable. So, four eclipses are going to happen. And? Who cares? But four BLOOD MOONS? OMIGOD! GET TO THE DAMN BUNKER!

Everything's about word choice with these flakes.

 

Oh I'm sorry. I quoted my last post wrong. I strive for accurate information. It's not a $1 and hour, it's a $1 a week. Carry on.

 

Bryan Fischer: Poor people should "kiss the ground" that the richest 1% walk on

Don't count on that happening anytime soon, crazy guy

 

Of course, all his info is backasswards. The comments expalin it well enough. And the Willfully Ignorant support this crap.