Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

An old blind lady and a prototype Flynn Rider must team up with a Jedi Exile whose "real" name I refuse to use to escape a Sith Lord who sleeps with vibroblades, and this is just the prologue, people.

 

Is this the one with the crazy lady that want to destroy all life to prove a point?

 

You stole mine, dammit!

New entry: Pitting yourself constantly against droids, faceless Sith, and idiotic mercenaries to discover that you're a good leader, even though you, like any sane player, probably dumped charisma at character creation.

 

In which the Exile wins the last duel by running behind a pillar and luring one saber at a time to her.



At least that's how I played it, but I chose the dark side and so I was allowed to cheat.

 

Seriously? Their tracking AI is so bad that you could just lure them away from Traya altogether and then run back to fight her alone. That's real cheating.

 

If there's a game you want to rush out the door half-finished so you can make the Christmas season, it's definitely the well-crafted, dark, thoughtful sequel to your uber-successful game, so that everyone can ignore its quality in favor of knocking its unfinishedness and tarnish the brand of your series, but at least your guaranteed seller sold in the right quarter.

 

I agree with this, by the way. The writing alone makes it much better than the first game, IMO, to say nothing of the various conveniences and balance improvements that you expect a sequel to add on.

 

The one with some of the most memorable lines I have ever read, such as: "Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp."

 

Stop this.

 

Someone said that, someone actually said that?

 

Yes, yes they did.

Kreia: And do not mate with [Visas]. Whatever you may feel, whatever urges consume you, do not let them control you, such union would breed... difficulties.
Exile: Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp.

 

Didn't Mira also make a joke about Atton scratching his power converters or something like that?

 

Entry: It's now noncanon.

 

Well said, RC. That's some the worst innuendo I've ever read. Ugh. I wish I could unsee that.

 

Don't let it fool you; the rest of the game is amazing. Like, something Matthew Stover would do on a really good day.

 

Being and Nihilus: An Exile of Phenomenological Ontology

 

How Meetra Got Her Groove Back

 

KotOR II:
Fun game with an interesting story, but lacking a proper...

 

This has to win.

 

I thought we were talking about the Restored Content Mod, though. Granted, that still wasn't quite enough to justify the ending, but it did do quite a bit.

 

The mod does help, but it's not part of the game/story we were given. Counting that would be like counting fanfiction that fills in gaps of a poorly written book.

 

A victim of the Tortanic.

 

Following the journ.........exile and her compan........aginst Keria and Darth Nhilu........where they.....*#((*!# achor >Bug Error 3<

 

I don't even have a smart sentence here. It's THE single best thing that happened to the EU.

 

Endorse.