Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Those are a thing? Seriously?
Cool!

 

Wes Janson would LOVE Pinkie Pie. Just saying.

 

Wes Janson would BE Pinkie Pie. Or marry her. Hmm....

 

He would definitely approve of the party cannon.

 

It'd be worse than the blastsword and the dancing-Jansons cape!

 

That cannon is boring, it just decorates. What kind of party doesn't have food?

 

Do I have to repost this so soon? Well I suppose it was on the last page...

 

There's a lot you should re-post my memory has been failing as of late.

What are these furry little creatures that are licking my toes called?

 

Critters.

 

The citter likcing my feet doesn't have quite so many teeth:


Is he sick? Should I be concerned?

 

Only if he's trying to fly an X-wing.

 

Yea, that ewok was a good pilot. He'd probably take me down

 

The Ewoks are quiet . . . too quiet.

 

They are plotting.

 

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

*a mushroom cloud of glitter, frosting, and Jell-O shoots out of the ground*

*Ewoks fly out of the resulting crater and run amok*

Hehehehe!

 

My wife went on the internet this week and found this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10317420/1/

 

*gives the ewoks several cases of Jolt cola*

 

*is stampeded by Ewoks*

 

At least they're small. Just think if you were stampeded by Wookies.

 

Being stampeded by anything isn't a fun experience.

 

I've been stampeded by ants.

 

Fire ants?

 

Nah, the little tiny ones.

 

*Cuddles with Wes in a back room, behind locked doors*