Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Inquisitor: At last I have found you, in your dirt-ridden rags. Ah, but you have a shiny new toy...
Kanan: Wait, Lucius? Is that you? You know this is the wrong franchise, right?
Inquisitor: Darn it.


Go crazy, folks! (Within reason, of course).

 

Luminara: "I feel like someone warned me this was going to happen...but I can't quite remember who..."
Ezra: "JMILF."
Kanaan: "I wonder if she has hair."

 

Ezra: Uh...why is Sabine looking at their butts like that?

or:

Hera: We really need to fix the heating in here.

 

Ezra: Why is Sabine fixated on those Stormtroopers's butts? Why can't she be fixated on me? I am the greatest person in this room you know.
Zeb: Get out of here with that crap kid. She's so out of your league.

 

Ezra: Do we have to watch this? It's really boring.
Kanan: Yeah well, TROOPS is Sabine's favorite show, and it's her turn with the remote.

 

I can't stop laughing.



Ezra: Ok guys, I give up. This arm-crossing competition is really stupid.
Sabine: Told you. Want to watch holonet with me? Green is the New Black is on.



Rodian: My cabbages!

(That joke really writes itself)

 

The arm-crossing contest one works really well.

 

Zeb: Powah! Unlimited powah!
Ezra: Damn it Zeb, knock that **** off. That's an even worse Palpatine impression than Tim Curry.

 

Rodian: Come back, you fat, bearded *****!!!

(I really don't know why I was channeling Spaceballs when I saw this. I think it's late and time for bed.)

 

Angry Wookiee: You walked into the wrong wroshyr tree, motherkriffer!
Background Wookiee: Ah hell. You've got him mad now.

 

Stormtrooper: Hey prisoner, do you have hair?
Luminara: What? I can't hear you with this thing over my ears. Maybe if you took it off my head you'd find out.

 

Inquisitor: As you can see, the spin cycle comes in manual as well as automatic. There's also heavy-duty and delicates.
Ezra: Wha-
Inquisitor: My lightsaber is a washing machine.

 

Inquisitor: *thinking* This lightsaber is the perfect ruse! They will never notice my lack of ears.

 

The Inquisitor: Now boy, why don't you join me for a cup of tea?
Ezra: I'll never join you!
The Inquisitor: You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he poured boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why...so...British?"

 

Animated GIF caption time!:

The Inquisitor: Do you like my new Spinning Lightsaber Fan of Doom? It is certainly the coolest gimmick out right now.
Kanan: Meh. That's nothing. My lightsaber has a built in flashlight, a GPS tracking device, and an MP3 player. It can also tell me the time in fifty different languages.
The Inquisitor: Oh be quiet.

 

Kallus: Have no fear. My sideburns are on the way.

 

I've been waiting to do this forever!



Fear glows bright on Lothal tonight,
Not a hero is in sight,
An Empire of domination,
And it looking for a Knight.

The fear is howling like a swirling storm inside,
Couldn't keep it out, Yoda knows I tried.



Don't let them in, don't let them see,
Be the drifter you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know,
Well now they know!



I let go, I let go!
With my saber and gun!
I let go, I let go!
I'll protect my friends while they run!
Here I stand, and here I'll stay!
Let the battle rage, the fear never bothered me anyway.



It's funny how such friendships
Can make me feel so strong,
And the Jedi that's inside me,
Comes out and rights all wrongs!



I'll show them all what I can do,
I'll fight the Empire and break through!
No fear, no hate, no death for me,
I'm free!



Feel the Force, feel the Force!
I will fight those who harm the weak!
Fight the Sith, right all wrongs!
I'll be the hero that they seek!
Here I stand, and here I'll stay!
Let the battle rage...



My power rushes from the Force and through the air,
I send a Force-filled push to stop the Inquisitor who is standing there,
And two blades shining there are like a bloody light,
To protect Ezra now, this villain I must fight!



Now I go, now I go!
And I'll fight 'til my friends escape!
I will fight, I will fight!
But the Inquisitor won't break!
Here I stand, and here I'll stay!



Let the fight rage on!
The fear never bothered me anyway.

 

That was brilliant Revanfan1!

 

Thanks!

 

You're welcome!

 

Not a screenshot, but it has a lot of captions. By ENGLEHA5T on deviantart, not by me.

 

The Imperial Mandate Diet bit is pretty clever. Though I think this would go better in the fan art thread, wherever that got to.

 

Kallus: When Queen Elsa expelled me from Arendelle, I joined the Empire. True, I can't become king here, but I've learned to accept it.