Social Jocasta Nu's Coffee House

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who dreamed he was eating a bucket.
He awoke in the night
With considerable fright
Since this line has to rhyme: Nantucket.

 

There once was an old social thread
Ill-frequented such to be dead
Deprived of good riffs
We resorted to gifs
Of a surreal, fake horse's head.

 

That gif is way too creepy for words.....

 

So the world ends, a toss of the head and a wink of the eye, gave all know to soon be in dread.

 

There once was a lady from Blunt
Who had the most enormous


















































problem with rude limericks.

 

SAINT!




hehehe
(too tired to think of a rhyme right now.. )

 

I can but I don't want to start a rap battle with Saintheart.

 

WELL...



*Takes sharp pokey stick, and toasts a marshmallow....*

 

I think the rap battle can begin, I called in Mix Master Mike, and as we all know, NOBODY CAN DO IT LIKE MIX MASTER CAN!

 

BEASTIE BOYS DON'T LET THE BEAT


































































































MMMMM ... DRRRRRROOOP!

 

Let's see what you got son.

http://www.incredibox.com/52F29C1BC107D-V3

 

Niiice! Mix Master Rocks!!

And Heavy! That was awesome! You get crazy bonus kudos for creativity! Very impressed.

BUT... I think BUSTA kicked it up a notch or two in this one.



And yes, the car is in fact a Delorean.

 

Not that yours apparently needed such measures

 

no... i would say not. since, you know, you had to close down registration and all that.

 

Happy New Year!

 

Walks in, and looks at the sad state the Coffee House is in...


*so sad*

Walks over, and looks at the empty coffee pot...

 

Hello.

 

I blame Zoidberg.

 

*orders a coffee and sits and reads the paper*

 

**Starts up a fresh few gallons of coffee, and pours one for herself and the customer reading the paper**

Come on in and sit a spell..... We'll keep the pot on for ya...
..wilst I'll plot...

 

Hello role players, I miss you all. Hope all is going well for each and every one of you.

~brews a pot of strong coffee~

 

This place has seemingly been far too quiet, I think. *gives the Coffee House a little bump*

Wonder if I should launch something myself, we'll see….perhaps something with a very…Lantern…feel to it. *pointed, questioning look in Grey's direction*