JCC The European Socialist Cesspool - a cautionary tale

Literal Tax. 55% for people who miss the point.

 

Assumption Tax. Overestimation Tax.

You're parodying Donald Trump (*automatic Ric Olie tax here*). However, you made a mistake.

Cesspool is too large a word for him.

In fact, the item I now present is:

 

Toll booths before every bathroom. It's coming, people.

 

It must be the biggest PR coup in political history: industry leaders making working class people think that democratic socialism is bad for them.

 

I propose a tax on all products and services related to doing weird **** to eyebrows.

It's very, very silly. Not an endearing John Cleese kind of silly, more a putting your head through railings and getting stuck kind of silly.

 

Oh, ****, context! Ok, I propose a tax on anyone who can't squat (to or below parallel) and deadlift at least 150% of their max bench.

Because functional strength is about being able to keep a rigid trunk while shifting big weights with the hips and legs and if you can't do that, you're weak and very, very silly.

edit:- even if you do have a bdsm page or whatever the hell that guy is all puffed up about

 

Idiot tax on those adults who think a Transformers car is something to brag about rather than something to be embarrassed about.

 

So I take it that's a real car and somebody actually owns one?

 

Second paragraph.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...tial-election.50041668/page-521#post-53924336

But before you click...guess who.

 

That's the stuff of legend there.

 

What do you expect from someone with weak legs, a TRANSFORMER and a BDSM page? Of course it's the stuff of legend; that's just SIMPLE LOGIC.

 

She is supposed to be fat?

 

Yeah, who says slavery and monarchy are mutually exclusive!

 

Overbearing American tax. 55%!

 

**** lifters who focus all upper body and neglect lower. Piss on them. Serious back problems potentially too. That picture can't be real though.

 

Shane, I like your thinking.

Legs Tax. 84%!

 

Well, I mean that picture is ridiculous but it is common for guys to go all out on upper body and neglect their quads,lower legs, etc….and core strength too.

Jackwads.

 

Tax credit for education. How's that for backward Europeanness?

 

This is a game though so you must tax it.

Maybe a 110% tax with a rebate on the 10% over? That could be targeted for education.

 

No, it's European Cesspool Socialism as per the well-travelled experiences of Bowen.

Therefore; 80% income tax on any salary over €10,000 to fund education so you can be educated for jobs that will just be miniature tax factories.

 

It would be fun to make a socialist European style tax report of Bowen's company's current fiscal year. He'd probably be better off.