JCC What's your lifetime roadkill count?

Not including bugs: two squirrels, a snake, an armadillo, and I was a passenger for a deer hit that totaled our car.

 

Zero.

 

Do people count as roadkill?

 

feel free to confess your hit and runs here, yes

 

Then...I am going to say...zero.

 

You think you've seen dumb threads and then you see this.

 

One each porcupine, deer, and raccoon. I am Groot.

 

Ken, this is the most hillbilly thread you've ever made.

 

What made you make this thread, Ken?
Fantasies about Trump?

 

One cat.

I didn't know what to do. He was dead and I just sat there beside him for a while.

 

One raccoon, back in college. I still feel bad about it.

 

He's lashing out after George Lucas' museum decision.

 

Coruscant how many squirrels has your dad tagged?

 

I don't drive much so.....none!

 

I had a dream about the time my dad hit a deer. It was a crazy flashback trauma thing. So I'm working out my mental health issues at the JCC per my normal routine.

 

Maybe we should start charging for this service.

 

That seems harsh, it's clearly not working.

 

Hey, you get what you pay for.

 

One seagull, one pheasant.

 

zero. but i once was the first to come across a badger who was barely alive after being hit. i panicked for a few seconds over that i had to kill him, but then another car came and the dude driving it did it instead.

actually, when i stood there my then-boss-to-be called and offered me a job, but i didn't remember anything from the conversation when i got home, so i had to call him back and ask him to repeat what he said because of a dead badger.

 

I've had a lot of close calls because dogs, cats, squirrels, birds, people, etc. can be really stupid. But thankfully I have only committed insect genocide.