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Blade Ruiner: the Olympics committee bring their prized assassin out of retirement to take out the remaining three ice skaters, the remnants of a despised sport in a world that loathes sophistication and class.

 

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Poor

A chubby, homeless bear struggles to help his neurotic, worried, and lazy friends make a better life for themselves in a new forest.

 

The Girl With the Eragon Tattoo - Lisbeth Salander becomes a superfan of a horrible YA fantasy series.

 

Olé Yeller

A heartwarming tale about a courageous and fearless little bull that helps to save his family from an intrusive Texan bully.

 

Captain America: The Winger Soldier
Captain America is recast, starring Jackie Chan, the soldier who improvises everything.

 

Thor Gagnorock

Loki slips some ipecac in Thor's wine. Hilarity ensues.

 

Captain America: Civil Car

Captain America drives a car that has proper manners.

 

Captain America: Civil Bar

People are very polite at Cap's favorite watering hole.

 

Captain America: Civic War - Cap and Iron Man sort out their differences by racing small Honda cars.

 

Captain America: Civil Wear

Steve goes shopping for clothes to wear when he's off-duty.

 

Indian Jones: a reboot of the beloved action/adventure franchise starring Aishwarya Rai.

 

Guardian of the Galaxy - Star-Lord has got a lot of work to do.

 

Fool World - A risqué cartoonist specializing in adult animation pitches an idea to a studio. The studio then rips it apart through insane amounts of corporate meddling because they want the next "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", and the female lead demands it be made more family friendly. The cartoonist, realizing he's been played and that his hard-R animated feature will never be made, just washes his hands of the project and creates random nonsense animations that pop up sporadically, as per his contract.
The film then bombs at the box office, giving the animator a slight victory over the studio.
***based on a true story

 

The Man With The Golden Pun: Roger Moore's 007 finally encounters an adversary with a sense of humour more excruciatingly painful than that of his own.

 

Allen: a space crew in stasis on their way to Earth are awaken from their sleep to find themselves in isolation with a handy man wielding a hammer and an endless supply of Dad jokes.

 

Lawrence on Arabia - Peter O'Toole stars as the famous Englishman T.E. Lawrence, monologuing for two hours about all things Arabian.

Grand Blix - John Frankenheimer's pioneering film about a young man's desire to become a weapons inspector

Goyhood - Richard Linklater examines the life of a non-Jew through an exclusively Jewish lense.

Oldbot - This American remake of the Korean classic sees forum regular Jabba-wocky kidnapped and imprisoned in a hotel room for years, missing scores of valuable firm- and software upgrades. Upon release, he seeks out a quest to understand Han Solo Obama Margaery Solo Margarery Obama Solo.

The Pursuit of Happiness: A fictionalised take on the American dream, in which Americans speak a competent degree of English.

 

Steeping Beauty - A pretty princess who constantly makes tea.

 

The Fursuit of Happyness

A furry finds love & eventually learns to spell.

 

(I wish the rules allowed for "the Hirsute of Happyness)

 

The English Patent: the second chapter in the trilogy. Remember, the second instalment in a trilogy is the slowest of all. You have been warned.

 

The Empire Strikes Bach: The Galactic Empire really hates a certain composer.

 

A Net Hope - the rebels, when each one's feelings are measured, have a substantial net hope.

 

That's hilarious Viking! Well done.