Fanclub The Sith Empire - Lords of the New Sith Order - Continuing to put the Laughter into Manslaughter!

Kaleesh-Cyborg - This image was posted into the secret Facebook group for our glorious Empire.

I give it to thee now.

It's only one season more!

 

* Snicker *
Just trying to imagine Snoop Dogg as a Sith...

And, how out of it am I? I had to look up how to spell Snoop Dogg.

Sent using Tapatalk this was.

 

Darth Kronos
*facepalm...facepalm, facepalm, FACEPALM*
I wish I could unsee that. I really do. *pulls cloak over head and curses in Kaleesh*

 

Darth Kronos
Sheesh, you really killed the thread, man.

 

We were all dying thinking of you, not General Grievous, marrying Kenobi.

 

Thanks a bunch guys. Really. Thanks a big fat hairy bunch.


Sinrebirth
Wow. Just when I was thinking about changing what I put as my occupation in my profile too.

Spoiler

Full-time hazing target of the Sith Empire -_-

 

I give in to the power of the dark side, can I join now?

 

That's the first step.

* goes to get paddles.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

I'm starting to REALLY like my choice...

 

^ Hooray, you joined!

 

Spoiler

We give you hell Kaleesh-Cyborg, but here is a bad mama jama picture of Grievous with IG-101 and IG-102!

 

Welcome, welcome. So, tell me... are you "a scary bedspread" because you're printed with ghosts/ghouls/etc? Or because you are rumpled and unmade?

 

He looks like one bad mother... /censored/


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

Mostlymad
Now that's more like it. I can live with that nightmare. Not the Kenobi one though. *shudders*

 

As Sith, I think we can do without Jedi related dreams.

 

When I was a kid, I would cover myself with a bedspread and jump out at anyone who walked by my room.

 

A scary bedspread have you posted in the Knights of Darkness thread yet?

 

Mhmm, indeed.

I would advise against such shenanigans around here as you might lose a limb.... or a head. But tell us, Peon, what about the dark side calls to you?

 

I once got my schedule mixed up at work and went in early only to be sent home, when I got home my wife was in the shower and had no idea I came back. I decided to cover myself in blankets and lay flat in the disarrayed bedspread waiting for my wife to exit the shower and enter the room again. I had to have been laying there silent and unmoved for 20 minutes before I heard the shower shut off. She went to her dresser which faces away from the bed and began to gather clothes for work. After a few tense seconds of her not knowing I was there I sprung up in the bed and made a loud 'roar'. She screamed and looked so horrified before realizing she had been set up and then body slammed me, which I fully deserved.

 

*drags long-winded task one the latest page to ensure the tag for dragonsith13 doesn't get lost in the shuffle*

Spoiler

 

Power would be the easy answer, the search for a purpose is what drives me. For years I've been a simple dark jedi, killing a lightsider here, stealing Sith artefacts there; now I want to serve something great, to make myself great!

 

A scary bedspread As long as you aren't hoarding those Sith artifacts and keeping them from your Emperor and Heralds, very well.

Be sure to add "Peon of the Sith Empire" to your signature and remain active. A master may see potential and take you on as an apprentice... if you're lucky.