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I dunno what this is, but Jay says it's a ******* big sea turtle..

 

He says it's a ******' big sea turtle

EDIT: GODDAMMIT, B99 THAT TIMING - WHAT THE **** IS THAT BRO

 

It's a Baby ******* WHALE MAN! HOLY ****!

 

I've only heard of Jay Jay the Jet Plane.

 

Jay, call the aquarium or somethin' bro

 

I can't get over how bad they are at animals.

...says the guy who mistook a mailbox for a deer the other night.

 

We're seeing some **** we ain't never seen before..

 

KID

 

We are looking for Jay.. Have you seen him?

 

Pull right up next to that ****, Jay!

LOOK AT THAT, JAY!

 

We're gonna be on the news Jay.

 

For witnessin a baby ****** WHALE!

 

Could be him.. I dunno, cause we never seen him..

 

That thing looks dead man.

 

It's DEAD, bro, or somethin'!

Ho ly ****

No no nah, dawg, there's nothing there except Barbara Streisand

 

JAY, That's STILL GOOD MEAT ON THAT ******* FISH kid, AMI LYING?

 

Is this AU/fanfic of the baby whale encounter now?

 

Is it bad that I already have my Christmas playlist on my i-pod?

 

It'll be playing at my place of work in the next couple of months. End of October, start of November. Every other song or so. After Black Friday weekend, it'll be all day long.
Might actually get sick of it all, this time around. Any version of Feliz Navidad not by Jose Feliciano (spelling) for example, I can't stand. There was one other song I didn't like. Picked up some new favorites and in other languages as well.