Census What is best in life?

Self explanatory.

Multiple answers allowed, since you can enjoy building Lego Dags whilst also having time for frolicking, covering your alcoholism with a fake glasses case full of bourbon, or subtly stopping minorities from protesting.

 

Would rather drink alcohol than to create the flasks.

 

I can't believe this actually turned out to be a good poll.

 

Why have you only been half honest, you Lego Secretary-General building megastar you?

 

Now I am sad because I thought Adam of Nuchtern was specifically agreeing with me, when in fact he just clicked every option.

 

out of these choices crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women does seem best i guess. perhaps conan was working with similarly limited options.

 

tbf he didn't have Lego or a sweet guitar.

 

I went with the multiple response:

Actual frolicking through actual meadows to crush your enemies; to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their wo/men

Yes, in that order.

 

I prefer creating elaborate conspiracies for why women will not have sex with me. I'm thinking of turning them into a hybrid Dan Brown/science fiction novel.

I also like untying knots and carefully peeling the stickers from the cases of newly bought DVDs.

 

If there was a Freedom option I would have gone with that.

 

This ain't Murica and we don't has no damn guns.

 

Also Ghost is the literal worst

 

When there's something that you're supposed to do or have agreed to do, but you don't want to do it so you tell the person it affects that you're not going to do it and they say "OK". That few seconds that follow that moment are very hard to beat.

 

I do it all for you...

 

Now Wocky thinks he's not alone. Do you realise what you have done? What havoc you have unleashed?

 

Your thread has backfired.

 

Alright settle down Wocky.

 

I didn't like that guy. Grandpa Cylon was a big emo.

The only good ones were Eight, Four, and Zoe. And also whatever

 

Actual frolicking through actual meadows, because heck yes. Extra points if there are wild daisies I can weave into flower crowns.

 

Food, wine, blood of enemies, etc.