Saga Lines or actions that could have ended the saga

Here's a fun game. What if a character said or did something that completely changed the course (or just ended) the saga? Here's a few funny ones:

- "We'll try one of the larger dealers"-Qui-Gon

- "Uncle Owen, what about that one?"- Luke
- "Nah, just fix up the red one at Tosche station"- Owen

-"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a sith leg-"- Palpatine
-"Hold up, how do you the story of a Sith Lord no Jedi has ever heard of? I'm reporting you to the council, creep"-Anakin

-(Maul opens door. Sees not only Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, but Yoda, Windu, Mundi, Plo Koon and Saesee Tiin as well)
-"Oh. How do you close these? Alright there it goes"- Maul

-"Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."- C-3PO
"No"- Stormtrooper

 

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"Anakin, is Padme at her apartment? "- Obi-Wan
"Yeah, why?"- Anakin
"No reason. The council wants you to spy on the chancellor. I'll be away on a "mission." Bye!"- Obi-Wan

 

"Palpatine is the Sith Lord, Anakin!"
- Dooku, 19 BBY

 

Yoda and Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker at the very end of ROJ:

"So you turned out to be the Chosen One after all"

 

"The door's locked, move on to the next one."

"But wait, shouldn't we destroy the lock and inspect the unit?"

 

Imperial 1: There goes another one.
Imperial 2: Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have short circuited... But just to be safe, blast it anyway.

 

The start of TPM
Obi-Wan : Do you smell gas master?
Qui-Gon: I don't smell anything.

 

Palpatine (just before TPM): "Wait a minute. I've got to organize the invasion and conquest of Naboo, get Valorum tossed out of office, get myself elected Supreme Chancellor, be ready to act in response to whatever Padme does, keep the Jedi overconfident and off-balance, arrange for Maul to take down anyone standing in my way and not knock me off, stay true to Sith teachings, and somehow take over the galaxy without anyone realizing just what I've done until it's too late. You know...that's too much work. Forget it. The whole thing's falling apart anyway. I'm going to get some dinner, then kick back at the opera tonight."

 

*Queen Amidala signs the treaty*

Palpatine: "Er, how am I going to become chancellor now?"

 

Just realised this thread is basically the 'How Star Wars could have ended in 1 minute' thread: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/how-star-wars-couldve-ended-in-1-minute.50016388/

Anyway:

On Utapau, Obi-Wan watched from above, spying General Grievous. He takes off his cloak, and leaps into the hangar below.

Obi-Wan: Hello There
Grievous: General Kenobi! You are a bold one. Kill him. And that goes for all of you, not just the Magnaguards

All the droids open fire, and Obi-Wan is cut to pieces by the blasts.

 

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me"- Luke

"Ok, I still rule the galaxy anyway. Bye"- Emperor

 

Finn: Got a boyfriend, a cute boyfriend?

Rey: Yes.

Finn: Drop me off at the next planet.

 

Palpatine: "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Anakin: "Yep"
Palpatine: "I thought not. It's a Sith leg- wait, what?"

Obi-Wan: "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Stormtrooper: "What, you think your some type of Jedi waving your hand around like that?"

 

LEIA: I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!
VADER: You're a part...wait, diplomatic mission? Oh, great! Look, I don't want to get mixed up in any "diplomatic immunity" stuff. The last thing we need right now is an interstellar incident. Get moving and, officially, this never happened.

 

Tarkin - "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?"
Leia (thinking): What's an extremely remote planet with no citizens???
Leia - "Dagobah, they're on Dagobah"

 

1)Mace Windu right after the news about Palpatine.
-Anakin, come with me. If he is a Sith Lord, we will need your help.

2)Kid Anakin: You are a Jedi, aren't you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: No.

 

Get some rest, sire. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

 

As Palpatine is clinging to Anakin on the elevator shaft in ROTS, Anakin's foot twitches.

"It is with great sadness that we announce to the galaxy the death of our beloved Chancellor."

 

Hilarious thread that one!

 

MACE: I am going to end this once and for all! *stabs Palpatine in the chest*

 

Dang, Lulu Mars!!!!!!

You beat me by 11 minutes!!!


I was going to list Anakin's response as: "Oh. Alright then."