JCC The disappointing "End of the World Party" Thread

Nibiru is meant to appear and cause mass Earthquakes tomorrow and kill us all. So, I have decided to make a thread to say goodbye to JCC and collectively bury our memories.

See you all in the afterlife.

 

Ha, joke's on you! Jews don't believe in the afterlife, so you'll be there without me!

 

So...is this their revenge for screwing with their culture after they saw a starship rise up out of the ocean?

 

Well, that is disappointing to learn.

 

Wasn't it supposed to hit last month?

 

The date has apparently changed. Nibiru was busy last month.

 

Well, I guess I gotta be the one to say it.
Everything is bad at the JCC

 

YESSSS!

 

Guess 2012 was busy too.

 

Yeah, Mayans got the numbers wrong. 2102.

(I honestly saw someone trying to argue that point)

 

Daily Star are claiming they've spotted Nibiru which is actually Venus



IT IS VENUS

 

Well, I doubt the Daily Star employs any women so they're only familiar with Mars...

 

Well, I'll break out the Kool Aid.

 

Judging by the "news stories" they print, I doubt they employ humans for that matter.

 

Dude said it was October, then moved it back a month, then said it was just a beginning step and The End would take place over several years.

 

Ever see "Erik the Viking?" The Christian who can't see Valhalla and just walks right through it? Good stuff.


Edit: Also this

 

Whooo, total bacchanal time, amIrite folks?

 

Why would you have a party if you were going to die? Revelry seems like a tremendous waste of time when there is so much to prepare.

 

Well, if one knew the time and date of your individual death, I agree in preparation but if the entire planet is going ka-blewy in 24 hours?

 

Don’t worry, you will still be here tomorrow. I read John Michael Greer sometimes and he has rather pithy phrase for the types of predictions. He calls them Nothing Happened Day.

 

Well, okay, but I'm still getting good and proper drunk once I Get home from work just in case even though it'll technically be November 19th by the time I get home but maybe I'll miss the start if I'm drunkenly passed out. I've heard worse excuses to drink!

 

I can confirm it's the end of the world, because Andy Borowitz just came up with a headline that was actually funny.

" Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Trophy Ban: “We Don’t Forget”"

 

Accurate thread title. This is incredibly disappointing so far.

 

Well today is here and the cold, loving arms of death awaits us all.