Discussion Unlikely Spin-Offs (Jokes welcome)

Forcey Towers

General Rieekan checks in to a Torquay hotel in the forlorn hope of eating a Waldorf Salad.

 

Funny thing is, I could see Sam Witwer and Andy Serkis going to town on this.

 

Luke Skywalker in "Why am I bothering wearing pants on Ach-To anyway?"

 

Ach-too the early years

It can be a two hour adventure of how Luke went through his first days on the island.

 

A bit like Tom Hanks on Castaway.
That desperate, desperate moment when he decided "I've got to milk it and have a drink. Dignity be damned."

 

C-3P0: A Star Wars Story

3P0 gets his files restored from his mind wipe in ROTS and realizes he was the original son of Darth Vader. He goes to Kylo Ren with the information that he is actually his Droid uncle. Kylo finds it so moving that He is redeemed from the dark side, resulting in bringing balance to the force and saving the galaxy. Rey reads the Ancient Jedi texts about the prophecy and realizes that 3P0 was the chosen one all along. 3P0 discovers he has force powers and understands that it made perfect sense that the Ewoks thought he was a "God." He goes back to Endor to live among them.

 

Where can I buy tickets for this?

 

Unfortunately they'll only be available in Cloud Cuokoo Land, but I appreciate your interest!

 

Bubo and the Two Strings. Set in and around Jabba's palace, it would be a bit like Frankenweenie, and he would be a bit like Kermit..... Bubo sings songs and plays a two-stringed instrument.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Buboicullaar/Legends

 

I would watch this.

And enjoy it.

 

A stop motion animation... not CGI... artfully made on a Star Wars theme...
In that format it could be a small story. It doesn't need to be massive armies battling.
A Jawa adventure.

 

Just anything set before TPM

 

Porgs Gone Wild

 

So, seeing as he left Artoo behind, what inanimate object gets to be Wilson?

If it were up to me, I'd take a page from the Very Lonely Luke Twitter page and go with a rock from the island. It should be named...Rocko.

"ROCKO! COME BACK! I'M SORRY, ROCKO!"

 

Zuvio: a Star Wars Story

Ben Quadinaros: a podracer tale.

 

Dances with Banthas

A tribe of Sandpeople rescue a captured moisture farmer's wife from a renegade tribe. Whilst they are desperately trying to nurse her back to health, a lunatic descends on the village and murders everyone.

 

Valorum Queen of the Desert

Bored after being ousted as Supreme Chancellor, Valorum and his friends Weyland and Smith take a sandcrawler all over Tatooine putting on risqué drag shows.

 

SuperCoruscanti II: Valorum breaks free of the Phantom Menace Zone to order Palpatine to kneel before him.

 

Kylo Pan, he levitates into Rey's room and whisks her away with his group of youths to hunt down the legendary Hooked Sith - who just happens to be frightend of a over sized Rancor.

Night at the Jedi Temple Library - Jocoasta Nu, has a whole heap of fun when the statues and exhibits come to life after dark!

Chef (in the stars) - Dex sets up his own mobile eatery travelling the galaxy.

Sabe - the real queen of Naboo!! A tale of how Padme was the decoy all along and Sabe was the real ruler and parent of Luke and Leia! Until she sadly passed away when Leia was small. This needs to be made just to plug the plot hole!

 

"Jake Skywalker: A Star Wars Story."
Set after Return of the Jedi: Luke Skywalker discovers that he and Leia have a cousin...Jake Skywalker, an actor known for doing voice overs on cartoon shows, and whose most iconic role is Landspeeder Summer. Jake was actually the son of one of Padme's sisters y line, but when his only other noteworthy talent is the ability to gargle Gershwin, he figured the Skywalker name would help him get farther in the business then the married name of Padme's sister once he learned they were related. Eager to prove himself, he offered to help Luke rebuild the Jedi Order with...mixed results.

 

Sulu: A Star Wars Story

The Star Wars- Star Trek crossover everyone's been waiting for.

 

Snokeback Mountain - Love is a force of others.

Love tale of two evil trainees in a world that disapproves of their ways.

 

The Human Sarlacc