Fanclub **Knights of Darkness ** - Home of the Sith, Dark Side & Knights of Ren v4.0

Indeed.
And to prove it and help keep all the back stabbing cliques and phoneys out of here I purchased a new xenomorph named June.

June will answer to and obey all Sith and she will not harm you. She will fight for you and destroy any intruders.

Darth Saadi is in charge of her care and well being, so it shall be no burden to anyone. Only an asset.

Only one thing please, do not hurt or mistreat her. Please.

 

Aww, she's one of those pets that's so ugly, she's cute. She just better not think spiders are a delicacy. Sputnik has seniority around here, you know, and his life has already been threatened once before.

 

Don't worry, I won't bother her at all.

 

*feeds the new pet a random padawan* That's just a snack. No more. You will spoil your dinner.

 

It's true, I have slaves roasting right now for her dinner.

 

Thank you for feeding June, fellow Sith.
It makes her grow... stronger.

 

Perhaps John Williams since by then IX will be over.

 

Well, well, well. Who is this Jedi Knight fellow who has mistakenly wandered onto Knights of Darkness territory? Are you lost? Thinking about joining the dark side, maybe?

 

Eh sure...what could go wrong...

 

Yes, what are you doing here? We sew buttons onto the eyes of Jedi who pass through our doors and we sacrifice them to C'thu'lu.

 

Sick 'em, June!

 

Get out of here with C’’thu’lu he ain’t Star Wars.

 

*draws lightsabers* But I am. *chuckles darkly*

 

*circles the intruder* If you are not here to join the dark side, you should know that you are trespassing and we are not responsible for the possible consequences that could befall you...

 

That's very true.

 

Please take any role playing to the dueling thread

@Kaleesh-Cyborg, perhaps invite our guest there for some activities instead of just teasing us with a good time.

 

Yes I would be fine with talking about Star Wars villains since that's what fanclubs are for

 

*hides lightsabers behind his back* I wasn't trying to start anything. I was just trying to warn this lost wanderer of the potential danger zone he is coming into. You are asking me be civil? I shall do my best. *puts lightsabers away for now*

@Jedi Knight Fett
What piqued your curiosity enough to make your presence known in our dark and sometimes disturbing thread?

 

I just saw that you guys were talking about scores in Star Wars.

 

We were discussing who we think will be scoring the new trilogy.

 

Yes, please do not accost the guests until their intentions are known.

Please know, Jedi Knight Fett, that if you are a member of the Jedi fanclub, then you should be cautious here, as two clubs rarely work together in any capacity.

 

Oh no I am not apart of either fan club so I am good or bad depending on the occasion

 

Forgive my fellow Sith... they tend to get antsy when someone with “Jedi Knight” attached to their profile enters our Temple...

 

WellI could have always chosen the name Darth Jedi Knight Fett