Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Alex Jones and Star Wars

The Last Jedi is a globalist/feminist/gamergate agenda film.

 

Still not as crazy as the non-canon petitioners.

 

Alex Jones vs Oprah

"I have always broken down the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a top globalist, a top eugenicist, who pushes a one-world religion through her private foundation."

"They want to call Trump a Nazi?" Jones said. "Look out, lady. We know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and everybody else."

 

I feel Alex Jones should be the exception to this thread, otherwise he'd be here every day.

 

Very very true.

 

Well with the wave of talk about Oprah running for President I'm sure the Right Wing will respond professionally.

Or not

• McInnes called Winfrey a “lesbian” and said she uses her partner Stedman Graham as “a human dildo.”
  
  
• Jones and McInnes talked about having sex with Winfrey. Jones said, “Can you imagine being a high-end escort in New York, or Chicago, or L.A. and you knock-knock, you go to the door and it’s Oprah Winfrey in a dominatrix outfit?” McInnes replied, “I would do it and I don’t care what my wife says. I would do it for the story. Can you imagine at the bar with your buddies and you just got back from having sex with a three billionaire lesbian mogul.”
  
  
• McInnes said that Winfrey was “remarkably promiscuous in the day, to put it mildly, she was turning tricks, she was basically a prostitute” and she “still has that ghetto mentality of ‘You want to try this girl out for awhile, let’s try this girl, hey, mind if I come along?’”
  
  
• He also said that “she was such a slut, her mother sent her to, what’s his name, Vernon Winfrey” and that she was “slutting around like a prostitute.”
  
  
• Jones claimed that Winfrey is “well-known with Weinstein to enjoy tail together” and that “Hollywood contacts” tell him that both “go into a room with a couple hot young chicks and it’s party time.”
  
  
• Jones said that Winfrey “is not going to disavow Weinstein” -- even though she already did -- “because she’s probably a bigger deviant than Weinstein.”
  
  
• Jones falsely claimed that “literally Oprah Winfrey is known for luring women into Harvey Weinstein.”
  

 

went looking for reaction gifs and this happened to be one of the first results:



How apropos?

 

In California on Tuesday the weather has caused lethal mudslides killing 13 people so far.

Let's see the country come together and...oh...Fox News viewers.

 

We might need to lock this thread before we give @Juliet316 an aneurysm or something

 

Wrong thread.

 

How do the rest of you not already have aneurysms? I clicked on this thread for the first time in maybe over a year, and already my blood is boiling. Are you sure you're not a bunch of zombies?

 

Why do you think I post gifs most of the time in response?! It's so I don't violate the TOS and get banned by giving my reaction in the written word!

 

Well, I actually came in here to see if there was any discussion going on about that Tide Pod weirdness, but I see it's already been posted in the wacky news thread.

 

I call the Tide Pod Internet stuff, 'thinning the herd/Darwin award nominees.'

 

You might recall this little gem where Kopeland and his buddy are talking about how they need private jets because they have a hard time talking to God surrounded by demon-infested humans.



And here is with yet another new one! Pay particular attention to 15-25.



Also he needs his flock to send him another 2.5 million for upgrades

 

https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Donald-Trump-Says-Baby-Born-Ninth-Month-Wrong-44512821

Oh Trump...

 

A)Kenneth Copeland hasn't been relevant to anything in years and B)



Trump needs sex ed.