Discussion Unlikely Spin-Offs (Jokes welcome)

Is this sarlacc portable?

 

Nope. It's a chain of humans buried into the ground connected from....well, let's just say they have a close relationship.

 

Life of Brian Vader

Brian Vader is an average young Tatooine man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Chosen One. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Palpatine and acronym-obsessed members of the separatist movement.

 

Three Jedi and a Baby

One morning Luke wakes up in his Ahch-To hut, opens the door and finds a baby. With the help of his master Obi-Wan and his father Anakin's spirits, he must look after the baby. Then one day the baby is taken and handed over to Unkar Plutt on Jakku....

And Disney is saved!!!

 

I know that was silly, but.... Rey's parents are not set yet. Don't discount a version of your idea, done with serious dramatic John Williams music.

It's more a flashback than a spinoff.

 

Youngling Alone

After the Masters mistakenly leave for the spaceport without K'vin, he awakens to an empty temple and assumes his wish to have no training has come true. But his excitement sours when he realizes that two Sith lords plan to attack the Jedi residence, and that he alone must protect the Jedi's home.

 

The Tatoonies

Hey you guys....

Luke, Biggs, Tank, Deak, Windy, Fixer and Camie go on a quest to find the lost treasure of One Eyed Quilly, with the treasure they hope to stop the Hutts from bulldozing Tosche Station. In their quest they run into the villainous Gritelli family, led by Ma Gritelli they include brothers Tran, Pake and the deformed Zotney "Froth" Gritelli.

 

Hammerhead Corvette Summer

Luke Skywalker goes in search of the starship he was restoring gets stolen. With the help of an interstellar prostitute, he chases the stolen ship throughout the stars, but only catches up with it after the thief has crashed it into an Imperial Star Destroyer...

 

A team-up movie with Major Bren Derlin from The Empire Strikes Back and Tobias Beckett from Solo: a Star Wars Story is a must.

 

Beepy Feet.

An R2 unit must show off his incredible dance moves if he is to win his true love

 

I still love that poster for "Gonk - A Star Wars Story"

 

I'm not saying this for snark, laughs or likes:
I just really want to see Jar Jar on screen again in a live action film, and not as a background character. Truly and seriously.

 

That gives me flashbacks to a movie I did not want to remember.

 

Michael Bay directs a film where the billions of Galactic citizens each have their own Death Star.

 

Watto: A Star Wars Story

In this movie we will follow Watto in his daily struggle to grow a successful business in a galaxy at war.

Learn all the best sales techniques to sell your stuff for the right price.

Watch as he deals with the dangers of cheap-ass Jedi trying to buy valuable stuff for unreasonable prices, and how to be prepared to avoid them.

 

Modal Recall: A Star Wars Story

Luke Skywalker may have dematerialized, becoming one with the Force, but was he the last Jedi? No, there is another.
When Rey left Ahch-To, Luke became very distressed, confiding in the Caretakers.....

Luke: "Rey told me something that really resonated with me, and it made me realize.... something inside of me has also always been here... and now it's awake, and I'm afraid. I don't know what it is, or what to do with it, but I need help. Does this look normal to you?" [Luke shows his belly to the Caretakers]
The face of an infant-sized symbiotic mutant, whose conjoined twin is Luke Skywalker, gazes at the Caretakers.... and they gaze back at it.
Suddenly, Luke gives birth to his twin brother, Kuahchto. Luke passes away, and the Caretakers weep.
Caretaker: "Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me! Master Luke is gone too soon! Oh woe!"
Kuahchto: "No. He is no Luke. My brother was Jake, for I, Kuahchto, am the true Luke Skywalker! I am the Dantian of Jake's physical body. The heart, the soul, the center of his life force energy! Luke."
The Whills had summoned Kuahchto/Luke to emerge from Jake's crude matter vessel, in order save the dream and save the Resistance.
Like a masterful illusionist, Kuahchto projected the epitomical vestige of the legendary Luke Skywalker onto the salt plains of Crait, operating him like an adroit marionettist.

The adventures of Kuahchto Skywalker continue in Rian Johnson's new trilogy.

 

The Adventures of Jar Jar Binks, Wicket the Ewok and a bunch of Porgs

 

Zombiewok - A wicked Wicket Star Wars Story

 

"Wizard of the Outer Rim" starring Kitster as the hero, with the villainess being a Nightsister who makes her way to Jakku to become..."The Wicked Witch of the Western Reaches."

 

"Oh, thank you, Light Side of the Force! Thank you so bloody much!"

 

Who's with me in watching a Star Wars movie with this wonderful delicacy?

 

A movie about the porgs.

 

SIAP, but I'd love to see a documentary on Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes 1977 Galaxy Tour entitled "The Last Alderaanian Waltz" (directed by Scorsese, of course).

 

How about There's Another a short movie where Master Yoda encounters another survivor of the Jedi Order who figured out how to hide their presence from force users?

So a short movie about their encounter he mentions it to Obi-Wan and the scene shifts to a remote world hidden somewhere in the Outer Rim where he/she's training literally dozens of new Padawans all trained to be able to hide their presence and dedicated to doing good but avoiding being recognised for it so the Empire can't track them down!

Final sequence is them being contacted by Luke about the First Order and we witness entire armies of Jedi preparing for the fight in Episode 9!

Sigh...