JCC Balding

I've been getting these weird big hairs in my beard that are like 10 hairs stuck together. I've been pulling them out with a pair of tweezers because it's painless and kinda fun. But I've noticed that it's been happening more as I get older and balder, and I'm starting to think this might be some kind of underground railroad through which my scalp hairs are escaping.

 

Let's not forget that Lex Luthor turned evil because he lost his hair . A lesson there for all of us .

 

McDonald's french fries might hold a cure for baldness

 

^ I'd rather be bald.

 

When I see this upped, I also misread it and think of Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell.

 

I thought it was about Clare Balding .

 

Yesh, but, I musht dishagree here...

 

Whatever happened to Ken Wahl. Or more precisely, who was Ken Wahl?

 

he was the sexiest hunk of 1989. duh.

 

dunno but he's in a bar somewhere ranting : "i wuz the sexiest hunk alive in 1989 you bastids !"

 

Without Googling, I can say he was in "Wise Guy" and be pretty sure it's correct.

 

Ender was President of the Ken Wahl Fan Club, pass it on.

 

The show also had a young Kevin Spacey in it!

Look at the rapey glint in those eyes:

 

And Jonathan Banks! No doubt he would have protected young Master Wahl from Kevin Rapey.

 

The day before I realised I was going bald I was watching an Ally McBeal episode: it involved a man with an embarrassing comb-over. I laughed myself silly throughout. "Why would anyone do that?" I asked myself. It was so obviously a foolish thing to do.

Coincidentally the next day I was getting my hair cut. Beforehand I looked in the mirror, noticed scalp showing through, took a detour into denial, and decided it must be a quirk of the lighting. I pushed my hair one way, then the other, then, taking my comb, I dragged the hair from the far right of my head over to the left in an attempt to cover the offending area. Realising what I had just done, I collapsed into hysterical giggles.

Sad, desperate laughter. The kind you made in the cinema when Darth Vader threw back his head and cried "Noooooo" in Revenge of the Sith.

And this why, @Ender Sai , I think you are wrong when you are so sure that God does not exist. The example above is why I think we are in the hands of someone who is not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.

Really, what a total ****er.

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I started shaving my hair completely off with a safety razor before I was out of my thirties. My advice is to always shave your head in the morning, when you are sober. If you are sober in the mornings, that is; if you are not, I guess not a lot matters that much anyway.

Sometimes when it gets dark and I look out the window I recoil in horror at the creepy-looking weirdo looking through the glass at me, before realising it is my own reflection. Some of you here have yet to experience that. It is something for you to look forward to.

I had held out hope I would at least gain incredible mental powers like many of the bald Marvel characters. Nope. No telepathy; no telekinesis; no clairvoyance. Nada.

Who apparently did get psychic powers?

Leoluca freaking Randisi.

****ing aliens' pet.

 

I stopped reading at Ally McBeal.

 

You made it farther than I.

 

it was a fine rant , I heard music .

 

I'm not getting less hair...I'm getting more head!

Waka waka!

I've always thought Trump should shave, he'd have the Marvel Comics Kingpin vibe!

 

Half a bottle of wine and a keyboard in front of me.

It happens.

 

Can I expand this topic slightly and give a mention to additional hairs?

A couple of months ago I got four additional eyebrow hairs. Like a sneak attack, they came out of nowhere. Each was about halfway along my eyebrows, one at the top, one at the bottom. They were white, and slightly thicker than the rest of their brothers and sisters. Now, I wouldn't have minded, but they insisted on sticking out at a 45 degree angle. So, they had to go.

 

Enough for a comb-over tho ?

 

so who's got the best slap-head ? Some guys really look good with that shiny dome , Bruce Willis for instance .

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Well, both Michael Stipe and Billy Corgan have that whole chemotherapy look going for them...