JCC Introducing Spot - DARPA Black Mirror weapon dogs (now live in NY)

When that thing turns sentient, it will remember the kicking it received.

 

You let me down, Patrick. I was hoping it would be robots who specifically targeted and murdered shelf-stackers. Where is my ultra-violence???

 

I would hunt them for sport, even though it wouldn't be very sporting. Just like real hunting.

 

I'll wait for Alicia Vikander instead

 

I'd need to mod it a bit. Set of crushing jaws, flamethrower, that sort of thing.

Then it could be my robo buddy and we'd get into shenanigans.

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AmySolo, meet slightly_unhinged.

 

yhallothar

 

Heheh, pleasure to meet you. It's been fun so far.

To be honest tho, I enjoy a good excuse to reference that scene, so anytime shenanigans comes up, so does pistol whipping.

 

I want a pistol whipping robot now.

 

i just want a chef robot. i don't think it's too much to ask.

 

I will use it to hunt down my enemies, then rub my shoulders as I bathe in their blood.

 

This will not end well. See: Black Mirror, episode title Metalhead.

 

*makes a note*

I will investigate further and report back.

 

"Robots will never take over until they can master stairs!"

we're in so much trouble.

 

Isn't he a robot in every movie?

 

The big questions nobody's asking yet:

1. What happens if we download Wocky into one of those bodies?
2. If one of the robots was destroyed, would it break Ghost's heart and make the celebrity deadpool thread?

 

That’s actually a bit creepy...

 

When life imitates Black Mirror. Really, put a combat shotgun on top of that and let it rove freely in the post apocalyptic landscape looking for stray survivors.