JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

I can only hope if Disney decide to sack Kathleen Kennedy they see this idea as the genesis of new star wars films and hire you to replace her.

 

If I took over, the first thing you'd be getting would be an Edgar Wright SW film, with him given free reign, with the one caveat that it doesn't include any characters seen before.

 

If it doesn't include a scene with a snake bartender going baby bird making a space martini, expect me to do a full on #fanboyrevolt

 

I heard that's why Edgar got kicked off of Ant-Man. So chances are good.

 

https://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/clone-wars/deception-trivia-gallery

If you check out the art gallery, you'll see the snake is suspended above the bar serving drinks with its tail. I do like the idea of it actually being regurgitated better.

 

I checked out the "art"gallery.

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And people want the man who created this in charge of LFL.

 

Had no idea Diggy was responsible for that, tbh.

 

Henry Rollins was involved in The Clone Wars?!

 

It was established that Lotho Minor is a very strange and dangerous world filled with deadly & unknown wildlife and weird mechanical beasts . We saw the dangerously violent Junkers and Fire Breathers who inhabit the planet. Morley's relationship with Maul was one of self-survival and self preservation on the toon. Maul was basically a deity on the planet, he kept Morley safe from larger predators. Maul was still a very powerful being and could do what Morley, as an anacondan could not - while in return Morley brought basically sacrificial food to Maul's lair where Maul would eat the lions share while Morley would eat the leftover scraps. I think its also safe to say that Morley may of went batty himself, he was in any case betraying Maul by attempting to have the rabid & confused Maul kill the unsuspecting Savage so that they could continue living as they did for years. Morley more or less used Maul as Savage pointed out. Maul despite his situation sill maintained some remnants of his sanity and still overpowered Savage. But he needed medical help, in his case Dark Side magikal help cause he had some brain trauma .

In Gilroy's story Maul saved Morley's life from a monstrous fire breather and in return Morley aided an unconscious Maul . It took a long time before Maul went feral on the highly dangerous world, but he may of had to in order to survive such grim and primitive living conditions.

 

WTF is any of that?

 

and yet the weirdest thing is that he's called Morley . what kind of SW name is that ?!

 

no one cares

 

The absolutely worst line in that is “Perhaps this Maul was not as badly hurt as Master Kenobi thought.”

Just **** off.

 

I never rated McGregor as Kenobi , his fake Guinness accent was never much cop . plus he's a bit boring .

 

I don’t get it either, and I like Ewan.

 

What kind of crap is this VLM? I barely made it to two minutes. Is everyone in this production on cocaine?

 

also - why did McGregor always make those strange hand gestures when he was about to have a lightsabre duel ? I never understood that . And why has it taken me so long to ask that question ?

 

I made it about the same. This rumour is based upon some report in a small Irish paper that probably isn’t in the loop. Desperate.

 

I never noticed, and would say that I can never unsee...but I don’t plan on seeing again. So.

 

Star wars sucks

 

Finally, we’ve got you onboard.

 

People want the guy who brought us the one dimensional pain Ahsoka Tano, and who brought Maul back, in charge?

Fans are imbeciles.

 

https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-promote-dave-filoni-to-head-of-lucasfilm

 

it's like being leader of the Conservative party tho - no-one wants the job .