JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Sassy Obi Wan from TCW was much better.

 

Incorrect rude one, I do as does a vast many fans.

 

... who do it elsewhere.

 

One is based heavily on fantasy and the other is Star Wars.

 

I don’t think you know what “vast” means.

 

More juvenile & low brow replies , you two are a waste

 

You sure know how to introduce yourself.

 

Stretching due to OOS.

 

No argument from me on that!

 

Who **** on your retainer?

 

If we could go back to the General Grievous discussion, I think it's actually unlikely he's eating anything. The progressive malnourishment is why he contract tuberculosis and is always hesitating to fight.

 

Forget Grievous, what are your thoughts on Morley?

 

I always though Maul controlled Morley via Telepathy.

 

Thanks for sharing the comic on the last page. Personally I enjoyed it. But just a head ups, this thread is full of juvenile and low brow replies. I think that's the JCC motto. You'll get used to it. Don't take it personally.

 

@VadersLaMent I love the Nerdist video and Jessica Chobot, but no so much her new blonde look. I consider The Nerdist as the spawn of G4/Attack of the Show as their broadcasting styles are very similar and allow the correspondences to infuse their personalities when delivering news, so it's not that bland/old man "get of my lawn" style. Thus targeting the younger online community that typically responds more to personalities rather than straight forward dispensing of information.

I don't blame Ewan McGregor performance of Kenobi on him, as other wonderful actors like Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, etc., were reduced to bland and unremarkable performances.

As far as the Kenobi stand alone film... well, I thought Solo kind of planted some seeds that the Kenobi film would have been able to play off of, namely Crimson Dawn, Qi'ra and whatnot.

 

You are proposing that after getting cut in half and starting to plunge hundreds of feet down to his death, Darth Maul was both powerful enough to exercise complete mind control over another being, and that rather than trying to otherwise save himself, he chose to use this awesome power by selecting as his vessel a giant snake to be his personal Uber Eats driver?

 

I mean, it's Star Wars, that's perfectly in line with the bizarre character priorities we've seen over the course of the franchise.

 

I’d like a personal Uber Eats driver.

But not Uber. They’re the Scientology of people transportation, but with less regulations and ethics, and more awfulness.

 

Darth Morley Maul? That's a name I've not... oh never mind.

 

What if Morley ties himself around Snoke to hold the two pieces back together in Episode IX?

 

Why? The lower half of a person’s body is clearly superfluous. Like an appendix. In fact when someone gets appendicitis they should bisect them at the waist, throw away the lower half & be done with it.

 

I always assumed Palps was referring to German porn.

 

Getting cut in half and then ordering Uber Eats, German porn, tomato, toh-mah-to...