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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
jwj442
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Jun '05
Date Posted:
6/11/05 9:47pm
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
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TalonCard, this is hilarious! Are you gonna do the other books in the series? And could you please go ahead and post the rest of your writeup, since the site isn't even caught up with this thread yet?
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TalonCard
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•Author: Slave Pits of Lorrd
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Jan '01
Date Posted:
6/11/05 11:17pm
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
>Are you gonna do the other books in the series?<
We shall see... A chapter-by-chapter breakdown of *each* book seems like overkill, but we'll see. I actually have a half-completed Glove of Darth Vader Sourcebook, written in the WEG style, on my computer. This is where a lot of my GODV research ended up, but since I don't know how to write RPG stats, I'm stuck until I can find a co-author.
>And could you please go ahead and post the rest of your write-up, since the site isn't even caught up with this thread yet?<
*grins sheepishly* I am obliged to say "I'm afraid not"--but for three very good reasons!
One, it was Mr. Pena's offer to host this article on the SWFA site that gave me the incentive to finally finish this, so it seems only fair to give them an exclusive. Two, I was the one who requested that it be posted in sections in the first place. This leads us into Three: the long stretch between sections would give me time to delve into Lost City of the Jedi...if the interest is still there.
On the upside, I've re-written several of the older sections, both to improve quality and to incorporate newer material.
But, *shameless plug* if you enjoy the GODV guide, you might like to check out the SW.com blogs. I have one, and the blogs on my roll are really cool. *end shameless plug*
TC, who is entirely too fond of his SW.com blog
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TalonCard
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8/6/05 12:07am
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
Part Three is up:
http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/swfa/GlovePart3.html
TC
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Kudzu
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
It's so terrible...blaster pistol earrings...Dark Greetings...three-eyed children who get made fun of...Admiral Ackbar taking time off to work on construction projects...Kessendra Stadium...modified command spiders...Whaladons...
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8/6/05 6:23am
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
I attempted something like this on the GoDV series a while ago, but it wasn't nearly as good as this is.
Nuke the Whaladons!
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Thanos6
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
Ah, TC, you've done it again. I eagerly await the rest, as well as the other 5 books.
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Quiet_Mandalorian
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Here’s how GodV and its ilk
really
fit into canon.
HoloNet News Report:
According to documents recently brought to light by the Mandalorian mercenary, Eclan Graven,
Glove of Darth Vader
etc, are in actual fact a series of B-grade holodramas aimed at younger audiences, featuring the “Further Adventures of the Heroes of the Rebellion” and produced and directed by legendary low-budget holo-maker Rogelan Cortena, of Star-Fall productions, Shaktaar-Vaan, Abregado-Rae.
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Durnar
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
Or even better, its Paxi Sylo who did the Clone Wars cartoons
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TalonCard
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Date Posted:
8/9/05 3:28pm
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
*sigh* Some people just can't take things at face value...particularly when that face has three eyes.
Darn, but I hate that Paxi Silo character. What a cop-out.
TC
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Mavrick889
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Talon, as always, wonderful job. Hilarious, and definately a useful thing to have by one's side if one decides to ever...gasp...reread this series.
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ithorian-guy
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
Has anybody ever wondered how Triclops had three eyes?
Product of Palpatine and a Gran?
Inbreed?
and how could Palpy have sent Triclops to an Imperial Facility on Kessel, if he was obviously born at the time of the Old Republic?
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
Some have theorized that the third eye thing is because the Dark Side corrupted Palpatine's seed. But none of us want to know about that...
I believe that Triclops was moved from prison to prison and eventually ended up on Kessel.
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Durnar
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Date Posted:
8/10/05 1:53pm
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Not sure about that corrupting the seed thing. Sounds too much like the three eyed fish on the Simpsons
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Not sure either, but its a fan theory I've heard.
Can't we just forget Palpatine reproduction theories and skip to where the Chadra-Fan scientists buy a RotS "Betty droid" from the Jawa traders' Droidfest and turn it into the Project Decoy Leia HRD?
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TalonCard
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Date Posted:
8/11/05 12:31am
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RE: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Glove of Darth Vader, But Were Afraid to Ask...
>Has anybody ever wondered how Triclops had three eyes?<
Evil Sith midicholorian manipulation. Anakin had no father...but Triclops had no father.
Seriously, I don't buy the whole "Palpatine/Plagius created Anakin" bit, but if Palpatine's master really did figure out how to influence the midichorines and create life...I'm thinkin' Palpatine would have tried it at least once.
>I believe that Triclops was moved from prison to prison and eventually ended up on Kessel.<
Yep.
>Can't we just forget Palpatine reproduction theories and skip to where the Chadra-Fan scientists buy a RotS "Betty droid" from the Jawa traders' Droidfest and turn it into the Project Decoy Leia HRD?<
C'mon, now, let's not make this out to be any wackier than it actually is...
TC
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