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Daughter_of_Yubyub Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:04pm Subject: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	This is actually my father's theory, not mine. When he was reading TFP, he came to the part where Threepio speaks to Tahiri in Vongese (or whatever it's called). He decided that it looked like Klingon and decided to look it up in the Klingon dictionary. Well, turns out that "Onih k'leth mof'qey", allowing for slight variation from the root, translates to "Ten thousand wives become a problem." Now, I thought that this was just a fluke. I decided to prove it by looking up various other Vongese words we had encountered. What I discovered was rather frightening. Yuuzhan= Do you question fate? Vong=Yong= to enter Yuuzhan Vong= Do you enter into questioning fate? Har= believe rar= connect Harrar= connect beliefs (how appropriate) nom= fast ngor (closest I could get to Anor in a language that never starts words with A. The pronunctiation is closer than it looks)= cheat Nom Anor= fast cheat qaw=remember qawHaq=qahsa= memory banks nem= years from now yIn= live Nen Yim= live years from now (apparently she had some impact before meeting Mr. Rock) rIn= accomplished nab= plan rInnab=Riina= accomplished plan (isn't that what she was?) yun= be satisfied Yun Yuuzhan= satisfied that you question fate (what does this mean for the Vong religion?) laH- ability yun harlaH=Yun Harla= satisified in believability Tsavong (don't have the breakdown for this one)= general who hypnotizes yo'= fleet riH= energize yo'riH=yorrick=energize fleet (close enough ) Do=velocity vI'= accumulate bas= metal sal= ascend DovI' bassal=dovin basal= velocity accumulate, metal ascend (other than metal, describes the function perfectly) su'= hide nuH= weapon 'a= but saH= care about qatlh= why? su'nuH'a saHqatlh= Zonama Sekot (closer than it looks)= hidden weapon, but cares why vIt= tell the truth lup= transport vItlup=villip= transport the truth may= battle seH= control yo'mayseH=yammosk (Klingon pronunctiation is weird )=fleet battle control On a side note, Dagobah translates to "sit and understand ethics" And yes, I realize it's pathetic that I sat down and figured this out. No need to remind me. YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002 -----signature----- The Timbit Evangelist Dark Lady of the JCC Yubsié, Handmaiden of the Crest EUDF Commodore\| Assistant Empress etc.- WJFC See my bio for my memberships and fanfiction
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JediHobbit Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:08pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	oh dear God. My preciousss... -----signature----- But they won't let me dream to live or live to dream.
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Excellence Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:13pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	There is a Klingon dictionary???? Where's Val? And boost deflector shielding. We're going to get hit hard. -----signature----- Rock-a-by baby, on the treetop, Beaming with pride, the filth they hold, But when the wind blows, my temper implodes, High above a pit, filled with sharkticons, Down will come hardcover addicts, beaming no more. ©
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dp4m Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:14pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Wow. Just wow. -----signature----- "Looks like you're about to get pwned" - Eric Cartman "Awarding experience points for cleverly and creatively generating an enjoyable experience. How warped is that?" - Darths & Droids
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RogueWompRat Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:15pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	No. No, it can't possibly be, no! NO!!!! bashes head against keyboard repeatedly fvjnhwefolvewjbfovclwbofhvbwjwvwfvbwfvbhf -----signature----- "the Force is between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere..."
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Rogue_Ten Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:18pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Grabs security blanket -----signature----- Hey. It's been two months. Whutdupwitdat. Send the above request? No_______Yes
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Darth_Guy Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:24pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	//curls into fetal postion //rocks back-and-forth Star Wars is not Star Trek. Star Wars is not Star Trek. Star Wars is not Star Trek. Star Wars is not Star Trek... -----signature----- Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
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Crimzon Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:24pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Bwuahaha. Nice work. -----signature----- \| Infocalypse \|
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Blithe Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:28pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	I got a bad feeling about this....
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Stackpole_The_Hobbit Title: FF Events Coordinator & Web Overlord Evansville Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:29pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Star Trek makes the baby Jebus cry. -----signature----- I should've killed him. I'm gonna kill him. No you aren't. He can't be trusted. No-one can be trusted. But I only wanna kill HIM! - Cameron and Sarah Connor
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farraday Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:29pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Q = Chosen One? -----signature----- Not photoshopped, digitally enhanced or altered.
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JansonYellowAces Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:29pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Covers Ears "Not listening, not listening." -----signature----- "WOO! Feel The Force Ladies!" - Quinlan Vos - Star Wars: Republic #41. Serpentor is my god, and Cobra Commander is his prophet. Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked?
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Lank_Pavail Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:33pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	I KNEW IT! I didn't want to be right, but I knew it! God help us all. Can it be that Trek fans....aren't that different from us? -----signature----- High Keeper of stuffed EwokWJFC New holiday fic! http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29552605/p1/ http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=14345682&brd=10477&replies=8 Admiral, JO
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Master_Jacen Title: JCC Pollster Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:35pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	So my theories were correct all along... -----signature----- http://admiralsnips.blogspot.com/
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Saber_Leader Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:37pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers)
	Scary. . .just scary -----signature----- "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak up and remove all doubt." "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." "The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it." Dual Draft Winner
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farraday Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 10/13/03 7:50pm Subject: RE: The Vong are... Klingons? (minor TFP spoilers) - Date Edited: 10/13/03 7:52pm (1 edits total) Edited By: farraday
	So there's no question is there? Obviously the NR ejects the Klingvong out of the GFFA and after aeons of travel they end up in our galaxy. The millenia have altered them drastically and wittled their numbers, the remaining few crash into their "homeworld" of Qo'noS and over the centuries forget their history. Obviously then the massive shift in Klingon appearance between the original series and the next generation is the result of a Vong bio weapon they somehow escaped millenia later, although it's potency had long been dimmed. I would also postulate that Tribbles were intially created to stem this, however following the great tribble extinction the disease ran rampant amoung the Klingvong. This of course also explains how we know of the GFFA, the NR had sent a message to follow the Vong and warn any galaxy they entered of the threat, good job GL translating the history of the Klingvong threat. It's so obvious. o.O -----signature----- Not photoshopped, digitally enhanced or altered.
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