Author Topic: It's... NATIONAL RETCON .... MONTH 2006!!
Thrawn McEwok  13654 posts
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Registered: May '00
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 4:41am Subject: It's... NATIONAL RETCON .... MONTH 2006!! - Date Edited: 8/6/06 8:00am (2 edits total) Edited By: Rogue_Follower
Do you remember last year's National Retcon Week?

Well, it's that time of year again, so now, only slightly less arbitrarily than last year...

... I declare the second, annual NATIONAL RETCON WEEK... begun!!

1.) WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

The basic NRW concept is very simple. If there's a situation in Star Wars canon that you think can be reinterpreted, then we want to know! It can be a fix for a glaring continuity problem, or a radical, revisionist view of something everyone's taken for granted up to now: the only criterion is that you have to come up with a retcon that has at least a tenuous basis in existing canon evidence...

Just write up your retcon, then post it as a new thread - and add a short post with a link to this thread, to make sure people can find it.

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But wait - there's more!!

2.) The NATIONAL RETCON WEEK Great Retcon Hunt!!

This year, for something new, we're also inviting people to draw attention to continuity flubs that require retcons, even if they can't immediately think of a good 'fix' themselves - hopefully, these will inspire responses and discussion among the fans.

The process is pretty much the same: just write an explanation of why you think a retcon is needed, then post it as a new thread - and add a short post with a link to this thread, to make sure people can find it.

3.) Oh, And... Anything Else?

Well, I should stress that I doubt LFL or anyone official will listen to any of our suggestions... but hey - it's all in good fun!

And there's a strong possibility that some Golden Ewok™ awards may be issued - for categories like Best Retconn, Best Supporting Evidence, and Best New Continuity Gaffe...

So: get retconning!

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- The Imperial Ewok

RF Edit:Changed title to reflect new, month-long retcon extravaganza. tongue

 

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Ackbar_Van_Gungan  1297 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 5:25am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Were there ever awards last year?

Let the games begin!!!

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Charlii  839 posts
Registered: May '05
Date Posted: 7/26/06 5:46am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
I'll begin by cheating and instead note that a retcon from last year that have been taken care of by LFL. Or, rather, the continuity problem behind the retcon...
A year ago I wrote a short retcon labeled "King of the Sith" that tried to explain the strange character King Adas from the Tales of the Jedi Companion. Of course that one had to be scrapped when the NEC came out a few months later, but our friend Abel Peña recently had the article "Evil Nevel Dies" published that retcons King Adas (and a lot of other things) far better than my old attempt.

So I whish to proclaim this the first sucessfull NRW continuity error highlight!



/Charlii

 

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Master_Keralys  6379 posts
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Registered: Oct '03
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 7:59am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Nope, the awards never happened, mostly because the week just kind of kept going for about three weeks and then only slowly petered out. tongue

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s65horsey  22583 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 8:13am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
I'm so glad I read this...I was trying to figure out what dp4m was smoking when he wrote the thing about Cal and Kal....but I get it now....this thing should stay at the top of the boards.

 

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HedecGa  1210 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 9:19am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
For anyone curious, I've posted my retcon for the week over here.

 

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Master_Keralys  6379 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 9:28am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Okay, one hugely needed retcon is with regard to the whole "number of clones" thing. Preferably something avoiding the rancor and animosity we've seen around here on the topic, but one that functions to tie in the various disparities brought up by the sheer scale of the conflict, the numbers of troops reported by different sources on both sides, etc. Get to it, people!

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Rogue_Follower  8560 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 9:46am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
*thread explodes*

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I guess that would be allowed, so long as it doesn't take over the thread.

 

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HedecGa  1210 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 9:47am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Let's not forget the Mimban-Vader doppleganger possibility. Seriously, the guy left two legs and an arm on Mustafar. Luke only lost one HAND and they made Luuke. Mimban-Vader could totally be Annakin. Or Aanakin. Or Anakiin. Or Anaakin. Or -

 

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Charlii  839 posts
Registered: May '05
Date Posted: 7/26/06 10:43am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
A clone of Vader running the Executor? No, I've heard far better ideas for this one. The old "Maw with droid legs" is hilarious, for example...



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Rogue_Follower  8560 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 11:46am Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
IIRC, Vader's limbs rolled off into the lava on Mustafar. They're a bit crispy to make a clone from...

There's been at least one Vader clone---he appeared in the Galaxy of Fear series, but was killed by Vader himself. I'm not entirely clear on the specifics, since I haven't read that particular story. thinking

 

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HedecGa  1210 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 12:12pm Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
It could be the same clone, right? Luke didn't kill Anakin on Mimban, obviously, because, at the time (and I guess still to this day) it was considered the real Vader.

 

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20169 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 1:58pm Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Finally, I can float this theory.

 

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Lord_Hydronium  6303 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 2:01pm Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
Not originally for NRW, but I'll post a link to the Great Superweapon Retcon.

 

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_ViE_AcheRoN_  714 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/06 2:27pm Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
HedecGa posted:
Let's not forget the Mimban-Vader doppleganger possibility. Seriously, the guy left two legs and an arm on Mustafar. Luke only lost one HAND and they made Luuke. Mimban-Vader could totally be Annakin. Or Aanakin. Or Anakiin. Or Anaakin. Or -
Or Anakin. shock

 

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Date Posted: 7/26/06 4:30pm Subject: RE: It's... NATIONAL RETCON WEEK 2006!!
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