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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 12:54pm Subject: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 12/11/06 6:44pm (2 edits total) Edited By: dp4m
	Hi. I'm trying to create a list of all the "Kyle Katarn is so tough" qoutes that have been used on this board. So far the list goes like this: There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live. Kyle Katarn died in Dark Forces 1. The grim reaper is too scared to tell him. The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle Kyle Katarn is referenced only once in the Star Wars Saga - this occurs when Palpatine fries Mace Windu with lightning. Why did Vegere cross the road? She didn't, Kyle Katarn killed her. Hyperspace exists because it's afraid to be in the same reality as Kyle Katarn The Death Star laser was based on a schematic of Kyle Katarn's lightsaber The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn Kyle Katarn is a higher level than G-Canon There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol. Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand. Mustafar looks like it does because it's people once ticked Kyle off. Utapau is full of holes for the same reason There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in. There are only two names with which you should address Kyle Katarn: Kyle, and Sir. When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn. Kyle's so tough that when he climbs rocks he's not going up, he's pulling them down. Kyle's so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space. Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him. Kyle’s so tough that when he does a push-up, he’s pushing the planet away from him. Anakin had so many Medi-chlorians because a time-travelling Kyle was his father. Does anybody know any more? Sorry, but if people want to abuse leniency everyone suffers. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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wild_karrde Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 9/9/06 12:57pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Meh, the Jack Bauer & Chuck Norris ones are better. Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. -----signature----- Take me out to the black. Tell them I ain't comin' back. Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me. - from "The Ballad of Serenity" (Firefly)
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Jodus Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 1:00pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	when Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- Adm.W.Janson: "Doomsday device you say? Now the ball's in Palpatine's court. I suppose I could part with one of them and still be feared..."
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 2:01pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/9/06 2:32pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	Jodus posted: when Anakin Skywalker gets mad, he turns into Darth Vader. When Darth Vader gets mad, he turns into Kyle Katarn. Good one. There's only one thing that can stop Kyle Katarn: a clone of him armed with the freakin sweet hat. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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SuperSaiyaMan12 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 2:06pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The reason why Revan was so powerful was because he was the son of Kyle Katarn
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Leto II Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 9/9/06 2:12pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/9/06 2:13pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Leto II
	"Chuck Norris is not a man; he is the culmination of hundreds of years of black oppression." "The Chuck Norris diet consists of nails, drug dealers, and children." "Google recieves 300 million hits a day. Chuck Norris can deliver that many hits in less than a second." "Booze gains alcohol content after passing through Chuck Norris." "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked her into a glacier." -----signature----- "If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's TWO things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer." - Kenny Powers
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Winged_Jedi Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 9/9/06 2:27pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	To see tractor beam technology in action, put Kyle Katarn in a room full of women. Darth Malak once tried to copy Kyle's beard. We know what happened next. -----signature----- "Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure." -Tacitus
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 2:31pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Winged_Jedi posted: Darth Malak once tried to copy Kyle's beard. We know what happened next. Oh yes! YES! Beautiful! The Hoth asteroid field is made up of rocks that Kyle found in his shoes. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Corran_Fett Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 3:18pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kenobi_Kid posted: Winged_Jedi posted: Darth Malak once tried to copy Kyle's beard. We know what happened next. Oh yes! YES! Beautiful! [doctorwho]Beautiful[/doctorwho], indeed! -----signature----- The other side of the NJO, featuring Mandalorians, Vong, and Peace Brigaders in a thrillride full of betrayal and intrigue... When Few Stood Against Many \| http://boards.theforce.net/b/b10477/25253415/ - http://corranfett.deviantart.com -
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Mark686 Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 9/9/06 3:25pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Id do him.
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SuperSaiyaMan12 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 4:15pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The rings around Geonosis were created when Kyle Katarn fought drunken Lobo, shattering Geonosis' moon. Kyle offered Lobo to buy a drink laterwards.
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ThrawnRocks Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 9/9/06 4:37pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The Yuuzhan Vong left their galaxy to escape Kyle Katarn... ...unfortunately for them, Kyle Katarn runs fast. Kyle Katarn cut off the Force from the Yuuzhan Vong so he could use it to repair the Moldy Crow. -----signature----- My Icons: http://www.powow.com/thrawnrocks/icons.html Roan Fel's badassery knows no bounds. "The next Allston book should be all Syal and Myri, all the time." - Jello
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SuperSaiyaMan12 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 4:39pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu was not invented by Hiko Seijiro the First, but Kyle Katarn on an off day.
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Jodus Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 4:59pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn CAN rip the ears off a Gundark, and its arms, and its legs... Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it. Super Star Destroyers were designed to fight the Moldy Crow. Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!" -----signature----- Adm.W.Janson: "Doomsday device you say? Now the ball's in Palpatine's court. I suppose I could part with one of them and still be feared..."
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 5:24pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	When Kyle Katarn fires a blaster, there's no recoil. The universe moves forward a little. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Commander5052 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/9/06 6:13pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn doesn't walk: he pushes the planet away from him. Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain, pain feels Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- Honored recepient of Thrawn McEwok's Bronze Thranta™ A Liberal and proud of it "Politics is simply the continuation of war by other means." --Mandalore the Ultimate
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