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Author Topic: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Darth-Bowers 
Registered: May '05
20437_X-Wing Helmet
Date Posted: 10/11/06 10:45am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Best thread ever.

When a Jedi dies, they don't become one with the Force - they become one with Kyle Katarn.

You don't "Let" Kyle Katarn win. He always wins. Always.

Kyle's breakfast consisted of mutated Rancors, ignited lightsabers, Korriban, and Rosh Penin.

 
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Bodknocks  452 posts
Title: Hoosier Alliance Jedi Council
 Registered: Jul '03
15595_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 10/11/06 12:02pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Anakin Skywalker once asked if anyone had ever visited to all the stars. Qui-Gon said it wasn't likely, because he hadn't met Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn beat Super The Empire Strikes Back on Jedi mode. Blindfolded.

 

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HedecGa  1207 posts
Registered: Apr '06
42354_Dusty Duck
Date Posted: 10/11/06 2:01pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
laugh

 

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Ashandarei  1280 posts
Registered: Oct '04
44428_Arkoh Adasca
Date Posted: 10/11/06 2:19pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The Sun Crusher's quantum armor, capable of ramming straight through Imperial Star Destroyers without a scratch, is synthesized from Kyle Katarn's flesh.

Luke and Leia didn't cause Palpatine's Force Storm to fly out of control; Kyle Katarn sneezed. On the other side of the galaxy.

Kyle Katarn has discovered the secret of eternal life. It rests in killing at least ten stormtroopers a day.

Kyle Katarn is the original owner of Charlemagne19's Lightsaber of Truth. It contains the knowledge of everything Kyle has ever killed.

 

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Talon_Kenobi  3069 posts
Registered: Sep '03
23962_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/11/06 3:24pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The force flows through everything. Kyle Katarns fists flows through your face

 

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Princess_Liar  1039 posts
Registered: Mar '01
42782_Sariss
Date Posted: 10/11/06 3:53pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Darth-Bowers posted:
Best thread ever.
Kyle's breakfast consisted of mutated Rancors, ignited lightsabers, Korriban, and Rosh Penin.


QFT!

Kyle Katarn once went hunting womp-rats in a T-14. There were no survivors.

 
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Jodus  475 posts
Registered: Jan '05
40699_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 10/11/06 4:26pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 10/11/06 4:28pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jodus
Ashandarei posted:


Kyle Katarn has discovered the secret of eternal life. It rests in killing at least ten stormtroopers a day.



baaaaaaahahaha...if it involves killing stormtroopers, it can't go wrong.

btw, the answer is not 42....its Kyle Katarn.

 

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Zebra3  6971 posts
Registered: Aug '04
23582_Sunset
Date Posted: 10/11/06 8:11pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Jodus posted:

btw, the answer is not 42....its Kyle Katarn.

laugh Solid gold, if you ask me grin

 

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Bodknocks  452 posts
Title: Hoosier Alliance Jedi Council
 Registered: Jul '03
15595_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 10/13/06 4:13pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Star Tours is a reenactment of Kyle Katarn's solo mission to destroy the Death Star III.

The Force is the father of Anakin Skywalker. Kyle Katarn is the father of The Force.

Standard proceedure for wiping protocol droids memory banks is to ask them to calculate the odds of Kyle Katarn ever losing a fight.

 

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Havac  14313 posts
Title: Lit Mod of War
 Registered: Sep '05
23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/13/06 5:39pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The Huttese words for "life" and "death" translate roughly as "before meeting Kyle Katarn" and "after meeting Kyle Katarn".

 

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Master_Keralys  6379 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
 Registered: Oct '03
39907_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/14/06 12:05am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Havac - best post yet. wink

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burrie  1438 posts
Registered: May '00
16487_Tott Doneeta
Date Posted: 10/14/06 2:14am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The Yuuzhan Vong Invasion arc in the NJO is loosely based off the time when Katarn learned that Mara apparantly chose Luke over him.

Naturally, the authors had to tone things down a bit.

 

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CernStormrunner  1381 posts
Registered: Jul '00
24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 10/28/06 9:27am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Katarn talkin' in his sleep!

He sleeps eight hours a night!...Well, he's pretty normal when it comes to that.

 

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AaronKenobi  274 posts
Registered: Sep '04
40713_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 10/28/06 11:09am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
He gave Chuck Norris the gift of Beard.

 

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BobaMatt  14573 posts
Title: TFN EU Staff
 Registered: Aug '02
47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 10/28/06 11:16am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
My favorites:
Ashandarei posted:
Luke and Leia didn't cause Palpatine's Force Storm to fly out of control; Kyle Katarn sneezed. On the other side of the galaxy.

Kenobi_Kid posted:
Anakin Skywalker had to build his podracer by hand. Kyle's podracer assembled itself out of fear.

laugh

Kyle infused Vongerella with the Force then trained her in the ways of the Sith just to have someone challenging to fight. She still wasn't.

 

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