Author Topic: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Darth_Kuthuus  56 posts
Registered: Sep '06
40052_Darth Nihilus
Date Posted: 10/29/06 5:58am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle's so awesome he learned the ways of the Jedi and the Sith at the same time.

 

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BobaMatt  14589 posts
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47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 10/29/06 7:55am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn Force-pushed an ysalmiri.

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
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6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 10/29/06 9:48am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The odds of Kyle Katarn failing are so infintestimally remote, that ever since attempting to discover them and failing, Han Solo wished never again to hear the odds.

 

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TwiLekJedi  70051 posts
Title: Classic Trilogy Manager
Registered: Jun '01
49704_H213: Halflife
Date Posted: 10/29/06 12:27pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
BobaMatt posted:
Kyle Katarn Force-pushed an ysalmiri.


Ysalamiri developed that Force-bubble to protect themselves from Kyle Katarn.

 

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Havac  14342 posts
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/29/06 12:37pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
It didn't work.

 

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Princess_Liar  1039 posts
Registered: Mar '01
42782_Sariss
Date Posted: 10/29/06 1:19pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn uses a voxyn for a backscratcher.

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 10/29/06 3:30pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn is not G-canon, G-canon is Kyle Katarn.

 

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Havac  14342 posts
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23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/29/06 3:35pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Have you ever wondered why the words "kill" and "Kyle" sound so similar? The inhabitants of the GFFA haven't.

 

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Bodknocks  452 posts
Title: Hoosier Alliance Jedi Council
Registered: Jul '03
15595_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 10/29/06 3:42pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
There was no thousand year peace. Kyle Katarn was just taking a nap.

 

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Darth_Culator  322 posts
Registered: Dec '05
44325_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 10/29/06 4:45pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Palpatine once tried to end the Galactic Civil War by making clones from the DNA in Kyle Katarn's Imperial records. When the first two clones awoke, they immediately attacked each other. They simultaneously punched each other in the face so hard that it ripped a hole in the fabric of space and sucked the cloning facility and the solar system in which it was based into a massive black hole. Palpatine was too scared to try again.

 

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HedecGa  1210 posts
Registered: Apr '06
42354_Dusty Duck
Date Posted: 10/29/06 8:39pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kenobi Kid posted:
The odds of Kyle Katarn failing are so infintestimally remote, that ever since attempting to discover them and failing, Han Solo wished never again to hear the odds.

laugh Priceless.

 

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Darth_Culator  322 posts
Registered: Dec '05
44325_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 10/30/06 6:39am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Hyperspace did not originally exist until Kyle Katarn sneezed faster than the speed of light and the universe had to find a way to compensate for his high-velocity sneeze particles. Even the universe didn't want to make Kyle angry.

 

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Jedimarine  4899 posts
Registered: Feb '01
48815_11 - Crimson Empire
Date Posted: 10/30/06 7:25am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Palpatine had to be cloned to be resurrected.

Kyle simply appears over and over again as he is needed.

 

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Darth_Culator  322 posts
Registered: Dec '05
44325_Kyle Katarn
Date Posted: 10/30/06 7:37am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Jedimarine posted:
Kyle simply appears over and over again as he is needed.

Kyle Katarn doesn't actually die. He just gets bored and takes a nap. In the middle of a firefight.

 

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BobaMatt  14589 posts
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47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:18am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Darth_Culator posted:
Hyperspace did not originally exist until Kyle Katarn sneezed faster than the speed of light and the universe had to find a way to compensate for his high-velocity sneeze particles.

I LOVE IT!

 

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