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Jedi Merkurian  11661 posts
Registered: May '00
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:25am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The Architects didn't scare the Sharu into becoming primitives, Kyle Katarn did.

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5797 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:30am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
This thread = laugh X Infinite

 

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BobaMatt  14590 posts
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47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:34am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Darth Krayt is Kyle Katarn, who took over the galaxy just so he could Flow-walk to the future and fight himself.

 

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Princess_Liar  1039 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:41am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn makes Mandalorian iron by melting down Mandalorians.

 

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Jedi Merkurian  11661 posts
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6372_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 10/30/06 8:51am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 10/30/06 8:56am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi Merkurian
Lord Sidious didn't kill Plagueis in his sleep. Darth Plagueis died of fright when he heard Kyle Katarn was after him. Sidious took credit. Kyle got him back...

It wasn't the Death Star reactor core that made the Emperor explode. It was a shot from Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn is more powerful than Obi-Wan can possibly imagine.

 

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DurronFan  1385 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 10:39am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn doesn't listen to the will of the Force. The will of the Force listens to Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn donated all his midichlorians to all the other Jedi to make the fight less boring.

According to Vergere the most shameful secret that the Jedi have is that there is no Force without Kyle Katarn.

There is no dark side. The Force takes no sides except of course Kyle Katarn's.

The Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Kyle does the same while jogging every morning.

To quote Yoda:

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate...leads to Kyle Katarn's fist."

 

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Bodknocks  452 posts
Title: Hoosier Alliance Jedi Council
Registered: Jul '03
15595_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 10/30/06 11:22am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Always two, there are: Kyle Katarn, and someone who's about to get a beat down.

The Wookies named a fearsome predator, the Katarn, after their God of Destruction.

Kyle Katarn always has the high ground.

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
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6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 10/30/06 1:08pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 10/30/06 1:10pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
Jedi Merkurian posted:
Lord Sidious didn't kill Plagueis in his sleep. Darth Plagueis died of fright when he heard Kyle Katarn was after him. Sidious took credit. Kyle got him back...

It wasn't the Death Star reactor core that made the Emperor explode. It was a shot from Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn is more powerful than Obi-Wan can possibly imagine.
Jedi Merkurian, those are absolutely brilliant.

Darth Plageuis grew so powerful, that at last there was only one thing he was afraid of. Losing his power? Not so.

Kyle Katarn.

 

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BobaMatt  14590 posts
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47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 10/30/06 3:34pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
That's no Death Star. That's Kyle Katarn.

 

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Knight-8311  241 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 3:39pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn is my homie.

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
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6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 10/30/06 3:43pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
That would make you The Beard.

Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he jumped from Coruscat to Alderaan it couldn't take the pressure and exploded.

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 4:16pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...

Kyle Katarn is so awesome, he can wear corduroy pants and not make that “zwiff zwiff” sound when he walks.

It’s socially acceptable for Kyle to wear white after Labor Day.

 

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Ashandarei  1280 posts
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44428_Arkoh Adasca
Date Posted: 10/30/06 4:29pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Bodknocks posted:
Always two, there are: Kyle Katarn, and someone who's about to get a beat down.
Best one yet.

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is -- Oh, F#$%@!!! *Gets shot by a Bryar Pistol*

 

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Talon_Kenobi  3069 posts
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23962_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 10/30/06 4:33pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
It wasn't the Thought Bomb that killed the Sith at Russaan is was the thought of Kyle Katarn would soon be arriving


People beleive Jerec was born blind, no he just looked at Kyle Katarn the wrong way.


Kyle Katarn has cried only once, many Bothans died to bring us this information

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 10/30/06 5:10pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Soresu was invented to give Lightsaber Combatants a chance to escape Kyle Katarn and his Bryar pistol. It merely prolonged the inevitable (and not by much at that)

 

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