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rumsmuggler  18348 posts
Registered: Aug '00
19227_Lando Calrissian
Date Posted: 12/7/06 10:35am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 12/7/06 10:40am (1 edits total) Edited By: rumsmuggler
I remember both of those. I have the Dark Forces game, but I didn't buy the action figure. sad

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5794 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 10:35am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
That card is blasphemy! I could draw that Beard better with a crayola crayon!

Not like I would ever dare draw the Beard, that is. No mortal would survive such an experience.

 

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Havac  14328 posts
Title: Lit Mod of War
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23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 12/7/06 12:27pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The more I see of Dark Forces screenshots, the more I realize all the cutscene characters are tremendously, absurdly, ridiculously, unbelievably wide. It's not even that they look fat. They just look massively stretched in the horizontal dimension.

 

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Charlii  839 posts
Registered: May '05
Date Posted: 12/7/06 1:02pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Not necessarily. Many games back in the days used 320x200 resolution. So in order to view screenshots as they really did appear on screen you need to stretch them a bit.


/Charlii

 
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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 1:46pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
When Kyle Katarn was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Kyle Katarn!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Kyle Katarn is commonly referred to as the "father of dentistry", due to his abilities to remove teeth effortlessly and install braces using only his palms and railroad spikes.

When Kyle Katarn spills hot caf in his lap, it evaporates.

When Kyle Katarn accidentally invented cancer, his response was simply, "I've made a huge mistake."

The Periodic Table is actually a listing of every element that Kyle Katarn has ever consumed. Even Plutonium.

Kyle Katarn was about to destroy all of N*Sync, but stopped because he doesn't hurt women.


Kyle Katarn can communicate with fruit, he says apples scream the loudest

Kyle Katarn's blood type? Single Malt Scotch.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 2:55pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Barriss_Coffee posted:
That card is blasphemy! I could draw that Beard better with a crayola crayon!

Not like I would ever dare draw the Beard, that is. No mortal would survive such an experience.


Muslims like to try not to imitate the perfection of God's Creation. They just have to worry about eternal damnation though. You try to imitate the perfection of Kyle's Creation, Kyle will kill you.

That's why that Beard looked so bad there. Kyle killed the artist halfway through.

 

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Corusca_One  641 posts
Registered: Oct '05
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 4:53pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...

CernStormrunner posted:
Kyle Katarn was about to destroy all of N*Sync, but stopped because he doesn't hurt women.


Kyle Katarn can communicate with fruit, he says apples scream the loudest


laugh brilliant!

 

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fuzzyjedi  104 posts
Registered: Jun '06
Date Posted: 12/7/06 5:03pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
CernStormrunner posted:


Kyle Katarn's blood type? Single Malt Scotch.



outstanding

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 6:27pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn takes his Martinis shaken stirred and plain.

 

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Darth_Culator  322 posts
Registered: Dec '05
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 6:38pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kenobi_Kid posted:
Kyle Katarn takes his Martinis shaken stirred and plain.

Kyle Katarn invented the martini.

 

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BobaMatt  14581 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 6:47pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kenobi_Kid posted:
Kyle Katarn takes his Martinis shaken stirred and plain.

I hope you mean all at once, because plenty of people will take them any which way they're given. Those people are called alcoholics. Kyle, on the other hand, would never fall to an addiction. It's probably more accurate to say the alcohol is addicted to him.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 8:23pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
BobaMatt posted:
I hope you mean all at once, because plenty of people will take them any which way they're given. Those people are called alcoholics. Kyle, on the other hand, would never fall to an addiction. It's probably more accurate to say the alcohol is addicted to him.


So to recap:

= Alcoholic

= Kyle-oholic.

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5794 posts
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Date Posted: 12/7/06 8:25pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
laugh applause laugh

 

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Havac  14328 posts
Title: Lit Mod of War
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23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 12/7/06 8:52pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
CernStormrunner posted:
When Kyle Katarn accidentally invented cancer, his response was simply, "I've made a huge mistake."

That simply can't be true. Kyle does not make mistakes, nor does he do anything accidentally. cool

 

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The_Four_Dot_Elipsis  2391 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 12/8/06 1:54am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
There are no mistakes, there is only Rom Moch.

 

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