Kyle Katarn is so tough, he traveled back to mid twentieth century Earth, went to the offices of both Detective Comics(DC) and Marvel comics, and also spoke to Stan Lee personally, demanding that there be more characters with alliterated names. The result?
Lex Luthor
Lois Lane
Lana Lang
Peter Parker
Reed Richards
Otto Octavious
Fantastic Four
Bruce Banner
Matt Murdock
Scott Summers
Sue Storm
J.Jonah Jameson
etc. All because of Kyle Katarn.
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What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a thermal exhaust port thats only two meters wide! It wasn't even fully paid off yet!
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