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JediMasterNicolas Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 1:38pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Question: How long is a Super Star Destroyer? Answer: Doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn is going to kick your ass. -----signature----- Where there's a Whill There's a Way
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/11/06 1:40pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	JediMasterNicolas posted: Question: How long is a Super Star Destroyer? Answer: Doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn is going to kick your ass. I was just about to do one on that. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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Princess_Liar Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 9/11/06 2:09pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Mandalorian iron is made by melting down Kyle Katarn's toenail clippings.
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Commander5052 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 2:24pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	JediMasterNicolas posted: Question: How long is a Super Star Destroyer? Answer: Doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn is going to kick your ass. Along those lines... Q: Who're better, the Mandalorians or the Jedi? A: It doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn can kill both of them. -----signature----- Honored recepient of Thrawn McEwok's Bronze Thranta™ A Liberal and proud of it "Politics is simply the continuation of war by other means." --Mandalore the Ultimate
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 2:27pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/11/06 2:28pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Havac
	JediMasterNicolas posted: Question: How long is a Super Star Destroyer? Answer: Doesn't matter, Kyle Katarn is going to kick your ass. It's as long as Kyle allows it to be. And the greatest fandom controversy addressed: You know why the Republic only needed three million clones? They had Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?"
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 2:42pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/11/06 2:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ulicus
	Great stuff guys... (I always knew this was inevitable... hehehe ) If Kyle Katarn is late, time better slow the ** down. Kyle Katarn's beard has a beard Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely **ed by Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn drinks a special shake every morning for breakfast, the ingredients of which include blue milk, hot chocolate, a sprinkle of Anakin Skywalker's cremated remains (the armour anyway), and two fetuses. He says the fetuses make it extra creamy. Kyle Katarn is like the Ring. Once you see him, you are already dead. Kyle Katarn never reads menus when eating at a restaurant. Whatever he orders, they better make it. If it weren't for Kyle Katarn's sex drive the GFFA would not be able to re-populate itself from all the killings of Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn opened the blast doors Kyle Katarn can cast a shadow in the dark Kyle Katarn recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Hot Chocolate. Kyle Katarn can no longer see himself in the mirror because the first time he did, he killed his own reflection. There's only one way to skin a stormtrooper because Kyle Katarn has a patent on the other 1138. Kyle Katarn once ripped a rancor in half just to see who it had for lunch Kyle Katarn killed Dumbledore. Revan was.... power... it was like staring at a pale imitation of Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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s65horsey Title: EUC and Arena Moddess Go Colts! Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 9/11/06 2:52pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn killed Dumbledore. That made me laugh out loud... -----signature----- Corran Horn is mine. Get used to it. One of Hammer's Angels Has reverted to being a 14 yr old. YAY JOBROS and TWILIGHT! Just laugh at it.
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quad_gun_jinn Registered: Dec '02	Date Posted: 9/11/06 3:18pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle doesn't need to carry all those weapons, he does it to show who * ** people are dealing with -----signature----- It's my time to shine Like a tuna in the brine
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/11/06 4:15pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	One time I was with Katarn in the back of a landspeeder, along with a live Ikopi. Katarn goes up to the ikopi and says, 'I'm Kyle Katarn! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the ikopi's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Kylekatarn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a ikopi! He'd eat a sandperson if you dared him! He sweats bacta. He sheds his skin once a year. Kyle Katarn is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball! Kyle Katarn had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese. Katarn drank a full glass of liquid Glitterstim with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin. He once inhaled a thranta. -----signature----- "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
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ThrawnRocks Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 9/11/06 4:57pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Despite popular belief the "Ganner" that Vergere saw the Vong worshiping was not named after Ganner. Ganner actually is the word in the Yuuzhan Vong language for Kyle Katarn. It has been part of their language since before they left their galaxy. Palpatine wasn't the puppet master of the PT, Kyle Katarn was. Palpatine was an hones man until baby Kyle decided he was board with the Republic and thought it would be cool if Palpatine was evil. -----signature----- My Icons: http://www.powow.com/thrawnrocks/icons.html Roan Fel's badassery knows no bounds. "The next Allston book should be all Syal and Myri, all the time." - Jello
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JediMasterNicolas Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 6:01pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	CernStormrunner posted: He'd eat a sandperson if you dared him! You wouldn't have to dare him. -----signature----- Where there's a Whill There's a Way
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/11/06 6:17pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyes future is never in motion. He lives forever. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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rumsmuggler Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 9/11/06 6:48pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	There was a prophecy that the son of Katarn would be as strong as the father, Kyle decided to send his infant son to another galaxy to rule. He was rasied by earth folks, but knew of his heritage because his true father gave him a holocron. His name is Chuck Norris. -----signature----- W.W.L.D. What Would Lando Do
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 7:53pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn is the Mayor of Sernpidal...just kidding. If he was, he woulda told that moon to get right back in orbit, Dovin Basals be damned, and it would have. Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less. Those Sand Worms in Jedi Academy that will instantly kill you? Kyle keeps one of those as a pet. Same with the Mutant Rancor. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/11/06 7:57pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	SephyCloneNo15 posted: Kyle Katarn is the Mayor of Sernpidal...just kidding. If he was, he woulda told that moon to get right back in orbit, Dovin Basals be damned, and it would have. Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less. Those Sand Worms in Jedi Academy that will instantly kill you? Kyle keeps one of those as a pet. Same with the Mutant Rancor. God i hated that rancor. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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