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Ris_jSarek Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 9/11/06 10:03pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	LucasArts needs to worry about gameplay, but they still made a concession to canon by including codes in the games Dark Forces, Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, and Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast to run them in historical reinactment mode; these codes were "laimlame," "jediwannabe," and "god." -----signature----- http://churchofbrad.com/jsarek/ Proud recipient of Halagad_Ventor's MOO (Master of Obscurity) Award, Brett_Bass's Spiffy Crown™, and Thrawn McEwok's "Ohh...? Interesting..." Award™
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/11/06 10:06pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Ris_jSarek posted: LucasArts needs to worry about gameplay, but they still made a concession to canon by including codes in the games Dark Forces, Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, and Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast to run them in historical reinactment mode; these codes were "laimlame," "jediwannabe," and "god." I thought you were making a serious comment about canon in the game at first. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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Winged_Jedi Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 9/12/06 12:32am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Only a Sith deals in absolutes:- getting absolutely ****ed by Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than one Parsec...on foot no less. -----signature----- "Men are more ready to repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude is a burden and revenge a pleasure." -Tacitus
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MarcusP2 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 9/12/06 8:17am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn eats baradium and ***** thermal detonators. Kyle's shield is not for keeping weapons out. It's for keeping Kyle IN. -----signature----- Darth Revan Fan Club: Technical Specialist Uncle Eddie was my favourite wrestler Gentle Giant owns my bank account.
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Master_Shan Registered: Oct '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 8:31am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	wild_karrde posted: Meh, the Jack Bauer & Chuck Norris ones are better. Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. -----signature----- "The Chancellor loves power. If he has any other passion, I have not seen it." - Mace Windu
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Princess_Liar Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 9/12/06 9:12am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn brushes his teeth with a mixture of durasteel filings and nergon-14. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a glare from Kyle Katarn will liquify your kidneys. Kyle Katarn's sweat can burn holes through duracrete.
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Cynical Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 9/12/06 12:54pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn doesn't fall to the Dark Side when using force lightning and force grip. Instead, the Dark Side falls to him.
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Silky Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/12/06 12:59pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	In the beginning there was nothing...then Kyle Katarn Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe -----signature----- Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3 - Boris Johnson (a National treasure)
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 1:18pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/12/06 1:20pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	Silky posted: In the beginning there was nothing...then Kyle Katarn Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe The last time Kyle Katarn lost his temper he started punching air and we ended up with all those black holes near the Maw installation -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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I_am_darth_chewbacca Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 9/12/06 2:01pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	JediMasterNicolas posted: CernStormrunner posted: He'd eat a sandperson if you dared him! You wouldn't have to dare him. Would even dare to dare him? -----signature----- If you kill Kyle Katarn you'll only make him angry w00tini!?!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/12/06 2:01pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The 5 levels of canon ar N, S, C, G, and then the highest is of course K canon because what ever the **** kyle says is true. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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I_am_darth_chewbacca Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 9/12/06 2:20pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/12/06 2:26pm (1 edits total) Edited By: I_am_darth_chewbacca
	Some are better than others the power of one shot of the Death Star's lazer is measured at .091348097 KKS or Kyle Katarn's Sneezes. Kyle Katarn's testicles do not make sperm they make little white Jedi with one mission, seek and destroy Sith. The Embrace of Pain was made by Kyle so that when he fought someone they would not whine so much, so far it has not helped. When put in the Embrace of Pain Kyle asked, "Can this thing go any higher?" The Vong have been trying for centuries to get their ampshafts to be able to cut one of kyle's beard hairs. In Jedi Knight II if you type in god in the cheat menu it will say god mode on this is a typo because Kyle Katarn is the god mode and he is never "off". Kyle once ate a pile coomb spores, it made him blink. Kyle beat the dark side, and by dark side I mean gungans. You know why Jar-Jar was soo annoying? He met up with Kyle once, and said something nasty about Kyles mother. Kyle smacked him so hard Jar-Jar's entire race developed brain damage that effected their speach. -----signature----- If you kill Kyle Katarn you'll only make him angry w00tini!?!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!
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I_am_darth_chewbacca Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 9/12/06 2:33pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Master_Shan posted: wild_karrde posted: Meh, the Jack Bauer & Chuck Norris ones are better. Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kyle Katarn has been there. In that case the grass is mostly carbon scared, with the odd hand laying around -----signature----- If you kill Kyle Katarn you'll only make him angry w00tini!?!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!
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JaySkywalker01 Registered: Oct '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 2:46pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	After Obi-wan stated "I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.",he died and came back as a hair on Kyle's beard. Kyle Katarn has a Hutt throwrug in his den. Unlike some people in the galaxy, there is never a question that Kyle shot first. HK-47 was an attempt to re-create Kyle in droid form- we all saw how that turned out. The reason there are only two Sith is simply because that's how many Kyle Katarn allows to exist at a time. The Killik hive believe they are responsible for the Maw and Centerpoint just because they absorbed imges of Kyle knocking black holes around into their hive consciousness. Sidious originally tried to clone an army of Kyle Katarns, but the level of coolness inherit to a clone army of Kyle Katarns would have made the universe implode, so he wisely abondoned the idea. The Vong hate technology because Kyle won't stop blasting them with his Bryar pistol. -----signature----- Jay: "Ben Franklin said, speak softly and carry a big stick!" Carnage: Uhm, Ben Franklin was more like "Speak Loud, Get Wasted, and use his "Stick" on French Women." Oh yeah....
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Kyptastic Title: Manager Emeritus SWD Co-Commish Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 3:23pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	When you ask a normal person to Jump, they say 'how high' When you ask Kyle Katarn to jump, he says how far and then pushes away the world he is standing on. -----signature----- "It is your choice," Saba said ."This one does not think it will interfere with our peace deal. We have plenty of Moffz. Blast two." Valar Morghulis
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