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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 3:38pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	When you ask Kyle Katarn to jump, he shoots you in the face and shouts "NEVER GIVE ORDERS TO KYLE KATARN!" Kyle Katarn does only what Kyle Katarn wants to ****ing do. -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?"
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Kyptastic Title: Manager Emeritus SWD Co-Commish Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 3:46pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/12/06 3:47pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kyptastic
	Havac posted: When you ask Kyle Katarn to jump, throws you a lightyear into space, shoots you in the face and shouts "NEVER GIVE ORDERS TO KYLE KATARN!" Kyle Katarn does only what Kyle Katarn wants to ****ing do. Fixed. Although it was much better than mine anyway. -----signature----- "It is your choice," Saba said ."This one does not think it will interfere with our peace deal. We have plenty of Moffz. Blast two." Valar Morghulis
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SephirothsKiller Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 4:12pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn isn't part of the force, the force is part of Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn is so tough he can catch blasterfire in his teeth. Kyle Katarn is so tough he takes out bounties on himself for fun. Kyle Katarn is so tough he accepted one of those bounties and still hasn't been able catch himself. -----signature----- Reading: Various comics. Reading: Scott Pilgrim and The Infinite Sadness Scott Pilgrim rules!!
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Darth_Davi Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 4:26pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn is so tough, he made a clone of himself to fight, because nobody else comes close...the clone's name? Kir Kanos. -----signature----- What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a thermal exhaust port thats only two meters wide! It wasn't even fully paid off yet!
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Spike2002 Title: Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 9/12/06 4:33pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn was so revered by Coruscant that they named a street "Kyle Katarn Street" in his honour, but they had to change it back to its original name because of all the people that kept dying on it. Nobody crosses Kyle Katarn and lives. -----signature----- "It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him." - Arthur C. Clarke I agree with halibut Master to Louis_Skywalker Proud Recipient of the Golden Elegos™
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Silky Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/12/06 5:03pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Kyle Katarn, each testicle is larger than the other one!! -----signature----- Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3 - Boris Johnson (a National treasure)
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MiniRogue Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 5:42pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Someone once spilled their drink in a restaurant that Kyle Katarn was dining in. He became so angred by the distraction that he built a time machine and went back to before the creation of the universe where he found a small particle of matter which he lightsabered. People in all galaxies and cultures would come to call this the Big Bang. -----signature----- Nightmares of the past will fade away. The future of your name is what will stay. Never try to blame the past, for everything you see. You have the power you need, to change your Legacy. -Kutless: Legacy
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Kyptastic Title: Manager Emeritus SWD Co-Commish Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 6:12pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn once ran into Kir Kanos. The resulting explosion created hyperspace. Kyle can kill K'Krukh anytime he wants. He just likes his hat... -----signature----- "It is your choice," Saba said ."This one does not think it will interfere with our peace deal. We have plenty of Moffz. Blast two." Valar Morghulis
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/12/06 6:33pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Spike2002 posted: Kyle Katarn was so revered by Coruscant that they named a street "Kyle Katarn Street" in his honour, but they had to change it back to its original name because of all the people that kept dying on it. Nobody crosses Kyle Katarn and lives. Awsome! -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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thesourceshith Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/12/06 7:36pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	I threw down some sweat song about Katarn. You into the link?
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/12/06 7:41pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.. Did you know Kyle Katarn is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the Temple in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Kyle Katarn pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" Did I ever tell you about the time Kyle Katarn sold me into slavery? Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to the second Death Star, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Katarn, he's back on Coruscant siring three beautiful children with my wife! Did I ever tell you about the time I went Bantha riding with Katarn, but there weren't any banthas around? Well, Katarn throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Tattooine for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Katarn decides to enter me in a bantha race, right? Under the name Naboo Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE. So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human. So anyway, Katarn would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his dianoga through the park on a leash. He named the dianoga Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and use a comlink. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Katarn had to shoot the maid. Katarn would use his own thigh as an anvil. Are you aware that Kyle Katarn has 6 toes? Someone tried to cut them off but the toe rose up and killed him. I went to the funeral. Man, even Kyle felt sort of bad about that one. Kyle Katarn flies a vehicle that was built from the bones of men he's killed and is fueled by scotch. I punched Katarn in the face, and he cried and begged me to stop bullying him. When I woke up - this was obviously a dream, because nothing so ludicrous could ever happen in real life - Katarn was already standing there, because he can read dreams, and he beat me senseless for the next three days. I have to say I deserved it. -----signature----- "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
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thesourceshith Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/12/06 8:45pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	I know I would
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hezbollahsith Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/12/06 8:49pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Katarn has huge muscles. But is his metabolism in good condition? <>
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/12/06 9:51pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The Hat gets its power because it's woven from Kyle Katarn's back hair. -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?"
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/13/06 7:11am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/13/06 7:11am (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	Waru is a gob of Kyle's snot gifted with sentience -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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