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SWBob  4092 posts
Registered: Jun '03
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 7:57am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kenobi_Kid posted:
Waru is a gob of Kyle's snot gifted with sentience
Blasphamer(sp). Praise Waru! tongue (thats it, I had to do that just once.Im done.)

 

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Spike2002  18773 posts
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46077_Jar Jar Kicked
Date Posted: 9/13/06 3:26pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Passed out, surrounded by Yuuzhan Vong and voxyn, and pinned down by blorash jelly, Kyle Katarn laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

 

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Princess_Liar  1039 posts
Registered: Mar '01
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 3:37pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn once breast-fed a tauntaun back to life.

It was the sight of Kyle Katarn's naked body that drove Joruus C'baoth insane.

 
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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
Registered: Jul '00
24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 9/13/06 4:34pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Yeah, I know Kyle Katarn! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Lomin Ale and feeds his baby bruallki!

 

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ThrawnRocks  14867 posts
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 5:03pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
I_am_darth_chewbacca posted:
You know why Jar-Jar was soo annoying? He met up with Kyle once, and said something nasty about Kyles mother. Kyle smacked him so hard Jar-Jar's entire race developed brain damage that effected their speach.


Inheritance of acquired characters was too scared of Kyle to remember that it doesn't exist.

 

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Darth_Davi  2030 posts
Registered: Jul '05
17804_Jedi
Date Posted: 9/13/06 5:57pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Spike2002 posted:
Passed out, surrounded by Yuuzhan Vong and voxyn, and pinned down by blorash jelly, Kyle Katarn laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."


Kyle wasn't passed out...he was taking a nap.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 8:38pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kenobi_Kid posted:
Waru is a gob of Kyle's snot gifted with sentience


More like punished with significantly less sentience. I don't care how smart Waru is, he can't be as smart as anything that's smart enough to be remain part of Kyle's body.

 

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AdmiralWesJanson  4693 posts
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 10:43pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn once fell into a pit of molten lava during a duel. The lava required extensive surgery to recover.

 

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Cynical  393 posts
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 9/13/06 11:42pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
All galactic governments automatically consider a planet to be a warzone if Kyle Katarn is currently on it.

 
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Darth_Davi  2030 posts
Registered: Jul '05
17804_Jedi
Date Posted: 9/14/06 7:27am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn is so tough, he uses his lightsaber as a toothpick.

Kyle Katarn is so tough, he blew up Alderaan, just by glaring at it.

Kyle Katarn is so tough, he also blew up Coruscant. Fortunately, Kyle was in a good mood that day, and glared at the remains, thereby putting the planet back together again.

 

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Spike2002  18773 posts
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46077_Jar Jar Kicked
Date Posted: 9/14/06 7:34am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
When a criminal is sentenced to face Kyle Katarn in combat, he immediately appeals for his sentence to be reduced to death.

 

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Jodus  475 posts
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 9/14/06 3:02pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn beat the Emperor with Darth Vader.

Kyle Katarn was so bored with white milk, he told the cows he wanted to see it turn blue. The Cows listened.

The uber shoulder pad is better than the sweet hat, because under it is the galaxy's deadliest weapon, Kyle Katarn.

Waru is here because Kyle Katarn cleaned out his ear.

Kyle Katarns urine can weld mandalorian iron.

Stormtrooper helmets have that frown on them, because they all know they will be killed by Kyle Katarn.

If Kyle Katarn and Boba Fett walked into a cantina, it would collapse. No building in the galaxy can contain that much awesomeness.

C-3PO knows that in 600 million forms of communication, Kyle Katarn means you're dead.

Kyle Katarn built the star forge to shave.

When the Emperor goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Kyle Katarn.

 

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rumsmuggler  18280 posts
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 9/14/06 3:22pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Stormtrooper helmets have that frown on them, because they all know they will be killed by Kyle Katarn.

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Lank_Pavail  27512 posts
Registered: Sep '02
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Date Posted: 9/14/06 6:06pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
The Executor's bridge wasn't taken out by Arvel Crynyd's kamikaze run. Kyle Katarn spat at it.

The real reason the Vong war dragged on for 5 years? Kyle was on a 4 1/2 year vacation.

Jan Ors: Sexiest woman in the GFFA. Why? 'Cuz Kyle Katarn said so.

Jacen went on his five year journey learning Force tricks in the hope that he might have an iota of a chance facing Kyle Katarn. That hope is in vain.

 

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Princess_Liar  1039 posts
Registered: Mar '01
42782_Sariss
Date Posted: 9/14/06 6:09pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
Kyle Katarn doesn't just embrace the pain - he takes it out for a steak dinner then makes sweet love to it by candlelight.

 
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