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Commander5052 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 9/14/06 6:13pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The real reason IG-88 was created was because Katarn wanted to fight a challenging enemy for once. Alas, he never got the chance. -----signature----- Honored recepient of Thrawn McEwok's Bronze Thranta™ A Liberal and proud of it "Politics is simply the continuation of war by other means." --Mandalore the Ultimate
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 9/14/06 8:21pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Anyone else wondering about that bionic leg of Rav's? Hmm...let's see. 137-137+c.22=Kyle is c.159 in Legacy. At that age, although he's just as bad***, Kyle's got a Durasteel hip, and a walker so those that cross him get away slightly less scathed. Compare that to the damage he did when he was 3 (see my joke on p. 1) -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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MiniRogue Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 9/14/06 8:29pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	The Sun Crusher wasnt destoryed by the Maw. It was destroyed by Kyle Katarn who used its plateing for wraping nerf steakes. -----signature----- Nightmares of the past will fade away. The future of your name is what will stay. Never try to blame the past, for everything you see. You have the power you need, to change your Legacy. -Kutless: Legacy
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Cynical Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 9/15/06 1:31pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn could take Luke in a fight... ...and Jacen, and Anakin Skywalker, and also Palpatine... ...all at the same time... ...while also beating up Waru with his other hand.
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 9/15/06 2:03pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Cynical posted: Kyle Katarn could take Luke in a fight... ...and Jacen, and Anakin Skywalker, and also Palpatine... ...all at the same time... ...while also beating up Waru with his other hand. Thats right waru needs one full hand. Now what. (check sig) -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 9/16/06 4:59pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn is so tough that when he realised this thread had fallen off the first page, he used Ulicus as a proxy to bump it the **** back up. There was probably a beard and bryar pistol involved too. (Shouldn't this thread be named "Kyle Katarn Facts"? ) -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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Master_Palpy Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 9/16/06 5:57pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle > the Force You know it to be true! -----signature----- "Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate." "No, don't gush on so. It was nothing, really."
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 9/17/06 3:42pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn has been known to carry his offspring on his feet like an Emperor Penguin -----signature----- "Sentience curses us with a desire to categorize and draw lines, to fear that after this be dragons. But that is illusion. After this is not dragons but more knowledge, deeper understanding. Be at peace with that." -Kyle Katarn
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AdmiralWesJanson Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/17/06 6:09pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn didn't crash the Moldy Crow. He decided to simply resculpt some of the cliffs on Ruusaan. -----signature----- Duke of Corellia Join the Corellian Browncoats in their fight against the evil Alliance! Fix the K-Wing! No more XJs! Make the next X-Wing a T-65K!
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Darth_Erronus Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/17/06 9:39pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	JaySkywalker01 posted: Darth_Erronus posted: Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard. Nice. From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up. Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk. Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones. Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine. Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear. Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice. The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave. (On floor laughing and crying.) Thank you for that!
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JaySkywalker01 Registered: Oct '05	Date Posted: 9/17/06 11:07pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Darth_Erronus posted: JaySkywalker01 posted: Darth_Erronus posted: Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard. Nice. From any "certain point of view", Kyle Katarn will mess you up. Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk. Asteroids do not concern Kyle Katarn, Admiral, they're just his kidney stones. Chiss scientists created Alpha Red by synthesizing Kyle's urine. Kyle Katarn never writes in his datapads; the words assemble themselves out of fear. Some people whine and cry after slaughtering a camp of Tusken Raiders. Kyle Katarn calls it target practice. The account of Yun-Yuuzhan creating the universe by sacrificing parts of his body was just a day that Kyle decided to shave. (On floor laughing and crying.) Thank you for that! Hey, thanks! Lets see what else we got.... There is no death...there is only Kyle Katarn. With great power, comes Kyle Katarn (Cross-reference, I know) Kyle eats Mandalorian Iron and craps Proton Torpedoes through his exhaust port. On Kyle's ship, The Hapan system is labelled as "Kyle's love nest" Kyle Katarn once took a nice mudbath on Mustafar. The experience was so great for him that he recommended it to Anakin Skywalker. We all saw how that turned out.... Yoda once told Kyle that he "sensed much fear in him." Kyle then persisted to beat Yoda over the head with his own cane, use it as a toothpick, and say, "Fear that." Kyle also hit Yoda so hard that Frank Oz had to check in a hospital. -----signature----- Jay: "Ben Franklin said, speak softly and carry a big stick!" Carnage: Uhm, Ben Franklin was more like "Speak Loud, Get Wasted, and use his "Stick" on French Women." Oh yeah....
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Xanakh Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/18/06 5:07am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Actually, both Luke and his friends at Tosche Station were mistaken about what Luke saw that day. Kyle Katarn was smiling. On the far side of Belkadan. -----signature----- daniel85.wordpress.com
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 9/18/06 6:38pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Xanakh posted: Actually, both Luke and his friends at Tosche Station were mistaken about what Luke saw that day. Kyle Katarn was smiling. On the far side of Belkadan. Luke was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters. When Kyle needs power converters, Tosche Station comes to him. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/18/06 7:35pm Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough... - Date Edited: 9/18/06 7:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	YAY! Not banned anymore! Hello thread! Prhik alloy is made out of concentrated Kyle sweat. The last time Kyle Katarn got angry, he punched straight through the fabric of time and space and set off the Big Bang. Natually Kyle, in his greatness, survived, and decided to found the Republic, Jedi and Sith orders and the Mandalorian clans because he was bored. Beghind every great Kyle lies an even greater Jan. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Darth_Davi Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 9/22/06 6:04am Subject: RE: Kyle Katarn is so tough...
	Kyle Katarn's overall fight record is 3,533,621-1. The one loss was to Bruce Lee. Nobody beats Bruce Lee, not even Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a thermal exhaust port thats only two meters wide! It wasn't even fully paid off yet!
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