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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 2/3/07 3:51pm Subject: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 1/22/08 9:27pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Havac
	I think we all remember the good old "Kyle Katarn is so tough" thread I started last year, and the sucess it enjoyed before it was brought down by the mods because of a slew of similar and totally unnessecary knock-off threads. I've tried on a few occasions to get the mods to unlock it, but being unsecessful in these attempts I think it's time to put the past behind us and start afresh the glorification of Mighty Kyle. So let's get down to business. Kyle Fact #1: Kyle Katarn is so tough that the very thought of him wiped out all the Jedi and Sith on Ruusaan. Kyle Fact #2: Kyle has two ways of entering a room. One is to kick the door down and kill everything inside. The other is to let the room come to him. And it will. And please people, no knocking this thread off. I'd hate to see Kyle's second chance spoiled the same way his first was. Many other characters are tough too, but Kyle is special, as we all know. (BTW, the old thread can be found in a link in my sig) Please redirect your inquiries to the Church of Kyle. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Havet_Storm Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 2/3/07 3:56pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Right I'm off to start a Boba Fett is so cool thread... -----signature----- Some legends are meant to die. Some bloodlines must come to an end. Like Star Wars Love incest
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/3/07 4:04pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	[voice=Obi-wan]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!![/voice=Obi-wan] -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Charlemagne19 Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:07pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is so tough that he doesn't need a Chuck Norris thread.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:09pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/3/07 4:14pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Ulicus
	Kyle Fact #4: "Taral" is ancient Sith for "Will be whipped by Kyle Katarn" Kyle Fact #5: Kyle Katarn once visited the "Cloak of the Sith" region. It is now the "Cloak" region. -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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SuperWatto Registered: Sep '00	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:13pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is so tough that mods can't kill threads dedicated to him.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:19pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/3/07 4:34pm (4 edits total) Edited By: Ulicus
	Kyle Fact #7: Kyle Katarn's first lightsaber worked underwater. Not because Rahn built it that way, but because it was too damn scared not to. Kyle Fact #8: Ever wonder why Jason Court didn't make a return appearance? Because NOBODY plays Kyle Katarn. Kyle Fact #9: Kyle Katarn's beard has the death sentence in twelve systems. -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 2/3/07 4:51pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/3/07 4:52pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Kenobi_Kid
	Kyle fact #10: Kyle's beard is the death sentence in twenty systems! -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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SuperLariat Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 2/3/07 5:33pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is so tough that he Flow-Walked back in time to Obi-Wan between AoTC and RoTS and forced him to grow and fix his Beard. -----signature----- "A leader like Grand Admiral Thrawn or Darth Vader would have likely just genocidally ravaged the Vong and been back before dinnertime." - C19 "I wasn't begging for my life....." "I was offering you yours." - Sylar http://bushysmalls.blogspot.com
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Carnage04 Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 2/4/07 12:00am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Fact #11: Alpha-Red was not a bacteria or virus capable of killing off the Vong and all of their biots....it was the Code word for the Jedi finally unleashing Kyle Katarn on the invaders! Carnage -----signature----- Carnage I Finally decided to use a signature after 3500 posts! 3500 posts * 7 Characters = 24500 keystrokes wasted
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Obi-Wan-Lebowski Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 2/4/07 12:47am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	These are what i can remember on top of my head: Kyle fact #12: The Yuuzhan Vong are not a real species, they're just goo Kyle found between his toes. Kyle fact #13: Cortosis disappeared because Kyle used it all to make a comb that didn't break when it touched his beard. Kyle fact #14: Centerpoint Station didn't have any tractor beams, Kyle just drop-kickes planets to make it look that way. Kyle fact #15: Mace could have survived falling out the window, but unfortunately he landed on Kyles beard. Kyle fact #16: Jacen & Jaina isn't Han's children, they're Kyles. Leia became pregnant when Kyle looked at her. Kyle fact #17: The Deat Star was a cover up, Alderaan was destroyed when Kyle force-sneezed through a wormhole he had opened out of boredom. Kyle fact #18: Yoda used to have 3 strong older brothers, but they mysteriously wanished after pissing Kyle off. -----signature----- "Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I'm tired of hearing about that little fruit." -Red Foreman Darth Krayt is... your father!
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 2/4/07 3:08am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/4/07 3:18am (3 edits total) Edited By: Ulicus
	The following facts contain references that some posters may find inappropriate: Kyle fact #19: Tenel Ka learnt the hard way that you don't give Kyle Katarn a handjob. Kyle fact #20: Malak learnt the hard way that you don't give Kyle Katarn a bl... actually, let's not go there. -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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CeiranHarmony Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 2/4/07 3:28am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is so hot, a Zeltron girl would fall for him and not vice versa -----signature----- www.njoe.com (Govsec Author) "Less is more!" Union In Love with the Star Wars Atlas Dark Horse: Star Wars: Invasion (best idea ever!!!) My life is an Idiots Array, PURE SABBACC
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BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 2/4/07 3:34pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Ulicus: -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 2/4/07 6:12pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Fact #20: Kyle takes his caf without suger, cream or even hot water. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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ThrawnRocks Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 2/4/07 6:21pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 2/4/07 6:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: ThrawnRocks
	Little known fact #21: Kyle's body naturally produces caf in the form of sweat, not that Kyle sweats... ...unless he wants to. -----signature----- My Icons: http://www.powow.com/thrawnrocks/icons.html Roan Fel's badassery knows no bounds. "The next Allston book should be all Syal and Myri, all the time." - Jello
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