Author Topic: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
Registered: May '05
6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 3/23/07 11:23am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

Except Kyle Katarn.

 

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ARC-77  712 posts
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40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 3/23/07 12:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kenobi_Kid posted:
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

Except Kyle Katarn.


Fear itself fears Kyle Katarn. peace

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 3/23/07 1:16pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
This is the advice the Shaman of the Whills gave Qui-Gon Jinn about immortality

Shaman of the Whills posted:
Don't piss off Kyle Katarn!


And that's why a Sith can never attain immortality. Sith piss Kyle off all the time.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14755 posts
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Date Posted: 3/23/07 3:26pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn can kill two stones with one bird.

Evil.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 3/23/07 4:31pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.


This the bird you're talking about? (not Kyle related, but it seems someone on these boards is always obligated to post a picture of her any time someone else mentions birds or chickens or anything like that)

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14755 posts
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49378_Chiss Sith (100509)
Date Posted: 3/23/07 5:45pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
I don't like KFC. plain

Kyle Katarn doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Evil.

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1810 posts
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6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 3/23/07 8:29pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
applause

When Kyle fires The Byrar Pistol there is no recoil. The universe jumps back instead.

 

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Havac  14342 posts
Title: Lit Mod of War
Registered: Sep '05
23735_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 3/23/07 10:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
C-3P0 is fluent in over six million forms of communication. In every single one of them, the word for "death" is "Kyle".

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14755 posts
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49378_Chiss Sith (100509)
Date Posted: 3/23/07 11:52pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
"Kyye'Eel Kat-arrn" is Vong for "destroyer of worlds".

Evil.

 

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Randy1012  708 posts
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Date Posted: 3/24/07 1:21am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Havac posted:
C-3P0 is fluent in over six million forms of communication. In every single one of them, the word for "death" is "Kyle".
I love this one. laugh

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14755 posts
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Date Posted: 3/24/07 2:05am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn does not sleep. He waits.

Evil.

 

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BobaMatt  14589 posts
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47935_Luke Skywalker - Dark Side
Date Posted: 3/24/07 5:25am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Havac posted:
C-3P0 is fluent in over six million forms of communication. In every single one of them, the word for "death" is "Kyle".

If nothing else, this proves once and for all that Basic is not English.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 3/24/07 10:14am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Havac posted:
C-3P0 is fluent in over six million forms of communication. In every single one of them, the word for "death" is "Kyle".


"He says this man Kyled of Old Age."

 

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Mandalorian_Crusader  356 posts
Registered: Jun '05
44054_Mandalore the Ultimate
Date Posted: 3/24/07 10:16am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/24/07 10:17am (1 edits total) Edited By: Mandalorian_Crusader
ARC-77 posted:
Kenobi_Kid posted:
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

Except Kyle Katarn.


Fear itself fears Kyle Katarn. peace
There was no fear until there was Kyle. skull

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5797 posts
Registered: Jun '03
13744_Barriss Offee
Date Posted: 3/24/07 10:19am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Of course, "fear" isn't in Kyle's vocabulary.

 

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