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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 3/24/07 11:37am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	of course it is, just not in the combination "I fear" unless he's being sacrastic Kyle made a Sith die from laughter once when he told him "I fear you" the only one surviving a conversation in which Kyle said "I fear" was Jan Ors: Kyle: "I fear someday I'll run out of ways to kill people." Jan: "Really??" Kyle: "No." -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 3/24/07 12:45pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn does not receive visions of the future. That would imply that the future is revealing itself to him. Kyle Katarn tells the future what will happen, and it damn well happens. The only things that spontaneously reveal themselves to Kyle Katarn are women. -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?" "I . . . don't know what department I want. I need . . . pants."
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/24/07 12:58pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	^ -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/24/07 11:22pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	It was once believed that Kyle Katarn actually lost a fight to a Dark Jedi, but that is a lie, created by Kyle Katarn himself to lure more Dark Jedi to him. Dark Jedi never were very smart. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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VIII Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 3/25/07 5:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	When Kyle Katarn speaks everyone shuts the hell up. -----signature----- I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine "If Vader can be 3PO's maker, then Malak can be Bastila's baby-daddy..." -SithStarSlayer Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/26/07 12:23am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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Ris_jSarek Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 3:47am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	BobaMatt posted: Ris_jSarek posted: BobaMatt posted: Katarn vs. Fel? vs. Waru or vs. K'Kruhk. As I've stated in the past, Waru ain't nothing but Kyle's booger. K'Kruhk, on the other hand, ain't nothing without his hat. I never meant to imply they'd have a chance, merely that they're the only entities that some might be misguided enough to think would have a chance. -----signature----- http://churchofbrad.com/jsarek/ Proud recipient of Halagad_Ventor's MOO (Master of Obscurity) Award, Brett_Bass's Spiffy Crown™, and Thrawn McEwok's "Ohh...? Interesting..." Award™
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 7:44am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn's belly button also serves as a power outlet. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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AdmiralWesJanson Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 11:15am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Superman is only named that because people thought Kal-El sounded like Kyle... -----signature----- Duke of Corellia Join the Corellian Browncoats in their fight against the evil Alliance! Fix the K-Wing! No more XJs! Make the next X-Wing a T-65K!
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 11:58am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn! ('nuff said) -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/26/07 1:09pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	If you spell Kyle Katarn wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kyle Katarn?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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HedecGa Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 3/26/07 2:55pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	There is only one certainty in the galaxy: You will be killed by Kyle Katarn. George Lucas edited Jango's dialogue in Ep. 2. His original line to Obi-Wan was, "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the galaxy...and avoid Kyle Katarn." Lucas removed it for he realized it was impossible to avoid Kyle Katarn. Sith deal in absolutes. Absolutes deal in Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn once entered the Dark Side cave on Dagobah but met nothing, for Kyle fears nothing. He then urinated inside and left. --And now, one from Mrs. Hedec Ga-- There is an undocumented final trial that each Jedi must endure--to stand alone in a dark room & utter the words, "Kyle Katarn." The Jedi do not speak of this, however, because it causes them such great psychological damage. -----signature----- "The Coming Evil, Book One: The Strange Man" available NOW at http://www.thecomingevil.blogspot.com Author of the Dusty Duck databank entry - The 71st "Greatest Thing About Star Wars...Ever!" - SW Insider 100 Co-author of the Silya Shessaun databank
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BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 3/26/07 3:16pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	HedecGa posted: Kyle Katarn once entered the Dark Side cave on Dagobah but met nothing, for Kyle fears nothing. He then urinated inside and left. If I may: Kyle Katarn once entered the Dark Side cave on Dagobah but met nothing, for Kyle fears nothing. He then defecated inside and left. Years later Luke Skywalker faced Kyle Katarn's leavings, which - in true Kyle Katarn fashion - was not like the waste of a normal man, but was seven feet tall with a red lightsaber. Luke wrongly thought it be an apparition of Darth Vader. When he decapitated it, his own face appeared. Luke, in his failure to see that he was fighting Kyle Katarnes feces, believed it to mean that, should he continue to be angry and fearful and go about decapitating things, he will become like Darth Vader. In reality the Kyle-pile was mocking him by saying, "You are a piece of Kyle's poop." -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
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HedecGa Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 3/26/07 3:28pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	-----signature----- "The Coming Evil, Book One: The Strange Man" available NOW at http://www.thecomingevil.blogspot.com Author of the Dusty Duck databank entry - The 71st "Greatest Thing About Star Wars...Ever!" - SW Insider 100 Co-author of the Silya Shessaun databank
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/26/07 3:31pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	The only time Kyle Katarn was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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