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StateOfLoveAndTrust Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 3/26/07 4:57pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	But that would mean Kyle was wrong, and since Kyle Katarn is never wrong, that's a paradox that should destroy the universe. So what's the reason the universe isn't destroyed? At this point, I don't even need to say it. -----signature----- "Like fire boobs?"
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 3/26/07 5:40pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Well, Kyle decided there was no paradox, and that was that. -----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 7:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	In ABY 5 War was beginning. Jerec: What happen ? Yun: Somebody set up us the Bryar. Sariss: We get signal. Jerec: What ! Yun: Main screen turn on. Jerec: Oh kark !! Kyle: How are you gentlemen !! Kyle: All your Valley are belong to me. Kyle: You are on the way to destruction. Jerec: What you say !! Kyle: You have no chance to survive make your time. Kyle: Ha ha ha ha .... Yun: Captain !! Jerec: Take off every 'TIE' !! Jerec: You know what you doing. Jerec: Move 'TIE'. Jerec: For great justice. Proof of just how quickly the Beard really grows. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 3/26/07 7:16pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Though why does Kyle look about 40 in DF? Then he goes back to looking thirtyish in JK, then 45/50ish in JKII. All your age are belong to Kyle, apparently. -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?" "I . . . don't know what department I want. I need . . . pants."
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 3/27/07 3:02pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Here's the real sacrifice of LotF: Kyle trims his beard! -----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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Abomb Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 3/27/07 3:44pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/27/07 3:47pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Abomb
	Some say the 501st legion killed all the Jedi in Operation Knightfall. All of those people mysteriously vanished once Kyle found out about it. The power for the turbolaser in the Death Star come from one hair of Kyle's beard. The Church of Waru mysteriously got bumped down to page 937 in the EU Community board. Apparently, Kyle thought they were competition. The reason the old sith lords could blow up stars and stuff and the new sith lords are doing good to flow-walk back in time thirty years is that the Force, instead of being spread all over the galaxy, was gathered all together in one object. We know now that object as Kyle Katarn's Beard. The reason technology regressed in between the PT and OT is that all the technology in the universe was gathered together in one object. We know know that object as Kyle Katarn's Bryar Pistol. The reason everyone wears goofy clothes in star wars is that all the fashion in the universe was gathered together in one object. We know now that object as Kyle Katarn's Pauldron. -----signature----- Long live Kyle Katarn! Vote Lazydork '08! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybfMYiSn-I
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/27/07 3:46pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Havac posted: Though why does Kyle look about 40 in DF? Then he goes back to looking thirtyish in JK, then 45/50ish in JKII. All your age are belong to Kyle, apparently. Because Kyle doesn't age. He's kinda like Mara, only way hotter. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Abomb Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 3/27/07 4:03pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	If Monty Python wants to throw the holy hand grenade, they have to count to three. If kYle wants to through a thermal detonator, he counts to whatever he feels like counting too. Some people wonder why lightsaber combat in the PT is much flashier than in the OT. the reason is, everyone in the was afraid of attracting kyle's attention. -----signature----- Long live Kyle Katarn! Vote Lazydork '08! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybfMYiSn-I
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 3/27/07 5:50pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Thermal Detonator of Sulon, saying, "Bless this, O Kyle, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy non-existant mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the nerfs and chubas and mynocks and hawkbats and gungans and Sugar-Frosted Salacious Crumbs. Now did Kyle say, "First you flip the Holy Switch. Then you count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then throw the Holy Thermal Detonator in the direction of thine foe, who, being not in my sight, shall snuff it." -----signature----- "Sentience curses us with a desire to categorize and draw lines, to fear that after this be dragons. But that is illusion. After this is not dragons but more knowledge, deeper understanding. Be at peace with that." -Kyle Katarn
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/27/07 9:37pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/27/07 9:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: SephyCloneNo15
	Kyle actually counts to one thousand on hundred and thirty-eight before throwing his thermal detonator. His foes are usually gone before he hits two though. Edit: Some people wonder why Kyle wears only one shoulderpad. They say it would not provide adequate protection, and they're right, but they're wrong because the shoulderpad isn't there to protect Kyle. He needs no protection. The Freakin' Sweet Shoulder Pad of Holding, however, needs Kyle's protection. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Mandalorian_Crusader Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 3/27/07 10:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/27/07 10:06pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Mandalorian_Crusader
	CernStormrunner posted: A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Thermal Detonator of Sulon, saying, "Bless this, O Kyle, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy non-existant mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the nerfs and chubas and mynocks and hawkbats and gungans and Sugar-Frosted Salacious Crumbs. Now did Kyle say, "First you flip the Holy Switch. Then you count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then throw the Holy Thermal Detonator in the direction of thine foe, who, being not in my sight, shall snuff it." Dude, Freaking Awesome!!!! Kyleislipaphobia: The fear of being chased around a kitchen table on a newly-waxed floor while wearing socks and being pursued by Kyle Katarn. Sadly those afllicted with this condition soon perish. Like, instantly. -----signature----- Who cares... Fear the Pie!!!
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SWBob Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 3/28/07 12:49am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/28/07 12:52am (2 edits total) Edited By: SWBob
	When Kyle doesnt get his picture taken he gives his image to the camera. When Kyle entered a hot dog eating contest pigs became extict. -----signature----- Think of something funny. Got it? Is it really funny? Good. Thats my signature.
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/28/07 1:44am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Ghosts are actually caused by Kyle Katarn killing people faster than Death can process them. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 3/28/07 4:40pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	I noticed in EXILE that (spoilers) Kyle was described as "lightly bearded". I wonder if he keeps it trimmed down, you know, to make it interesting? -----signature----- "Sentience curses us with a desire to categorize and draw lines, to fear that after this be dragons. But that is illusion. After this is not dragons but more knowledge, deeper understanding. Be at peace with that." -Kyle Katarn
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Barriss_Coffee Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 3/28/07 8:43pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	CernStormrunner posted: A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Thermal Detonator of Sulon, saying, "Bless this, O Kyle, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy non-existant mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the nerfs and chubas and mynocks and hawkbats and gungans and Sugar-Frosted Salacious Crumbs. Now did Kyle say, "First you flip the Holy Switch. Then you count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then throw the Holy Thermal Detonator in the direction of thine foe, who, being not in my sight, shall snuff it." CernStormrunner posted: I noticed in EXILE that (spoilers) Kyle was described as "lightly bearded". I wonder if he keeps it trimmed down, you know, to make it interesting? I think there should be an entire forum dedicated to spoilers concerning the length of Kyle's beard throughout the LOTF series and beyond. Because the Spoiler forum would be too small... and for all we know, Kyle might have to trim it down even further in Sacrifice. And we all know that it's more than likely that Kyle will play a major role in the slaying of Jacen. As Kyle's beard gets thinner and thinner, there's a chance Jacen might see too much of the skin beneath it and become partially blinded. This will weaken him in his final confrontation with... whoever finally confronts him to kill him. And we all know Kyle hates Jacen. Because the name "Jacen" reminds him a little too much of "Jarec." -----signature----- SAN HILL LIVES!
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