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Ganner_The_Hero Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 3/29/07 6:35am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 3/29/07 6:36am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ganner_The_Hero
	Evil_King_Wiggins posted: If you spell Kyle Katarn wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kyle Katarn?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Evil. Well, it's not like you really have any chance at all. -----signature----- Kyle Katarn: "The Dark Side? I've been there. Do your worst." The Prophet of Doom of the Church of Kyle
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/1/07 5:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	The law of averages states that Kyle will eventually find you, no matter where you hide. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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starlit_goddess Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 4/1/07 5:34pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is not the most awesome being the galaxy. April Fool's. -----signature----- "I will rise above, I will live for love, I will answer to the call." - Starfield, "Revolution"
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darth_Boba Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 4/1/07 8:49pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Speaking of which, there's a saying in the GFFA that goes like this: "Fool me once, I must not be Kyle Katarn." -----signature----- I can't say rim.
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StateOfLoveAndTrust Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 4/2/07 12:13am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	starlit_goddess posted: Kyle Katarn is just the tiniest bit less awesome than everyone makes him out to be. April Fool's. -----signature----- "Like fire boobs?"
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I_am_darth_chewbacca Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 4/2/07 7:30am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 4/2/07 7:37am (1 edits total) Edited By: I_am_darth_chewbacca
	Kyle Katarn's tears cure clone sickness to bad Kyle Katarn never cries When Anikin Skywalker gets mad he becomes Darth Vader, when Darth Vader gets mad he becomes Chuck Norris, and when Chick Norris gets mad he becomes Kyle Kartarne Kyle Katarn's testicles don;t produce semen, they produce little white Jedi with one missions seek and destroy Once Kyle Katarn was asked, "what is the best way of getting rid of fallen Jedi?", he responded with the straightest face and said "tostitos", he then too out a bag and proceeded to eat this person like a dip -----signature----- If you kill Kyle Katarn you'll only make him angry w00tini!?!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!
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KodaVonnor Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 4/2/07 8:08am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle. Kal-El. Koincidence? -----signature----- Koda Vonnor Jedi Sentinel Knight of the Old Republic
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 4/2/07 11:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	KodaVonnor posted: Kyle. Kal-El. Koincidence? Kal-El is just a mis-translation, it's actually Kye-El in the original Japanese. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/2/07 6:19pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	The Japanese are obsessed with tall, blond superhumans because once, in the dark and distant past, they glimsped Kyle, revealed in all of his glory. Ever since then they've been trying to immitate him, with little suscess. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 4/2/07 8:01pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Evil_King_Wiggins posted: Kal-El is just a mis-translation, it's actually Kye-El in the original Japanese. The "original Japanese" is a common misconception. Knowledge of Kyle was first brought to Japan by Spanish missionaries. -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 4/2/07 8:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	The Lord Giveth; the Lord taketh away. Kyle Giveth [pain and grievous wounds]; Kyle taketh away [life and virginity]. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Froggy22651 Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 4/3/07 10:42am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	The greatest honor a stormtrooper can achieve in his life is to be slain by Kyle Katarn. Explains a lot, doesn’t it? The Kaminoans first tried to use Kyle Katarn as the template for the clone army, but there can only be one Katarn. In the dark side ending of Jedi Academy, Kyle did not lose. He just gave Jaden Korr a head start. Jaden Korr was Kyle's attempt at creating a worthy adversary. Contemplate this paradox, and Katarn will blast you in the face. Anakin Skywalker thought he could become more powerful than Katarn. We all know what happened to him. "Light Side? Dark Side? I'm the guy with the Bryar Pistol." -Kyle Katarn
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BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 4/3/07 11:07am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Quiet_Mandalorian posted: Evil_King_Wiggins posted: Kal-El is just a mis-translation, it's actually Kye-El in the original Japanese. The "original Japanese" is a common misconception. Knowledge of Kyle was first brought to Japan by Spanish missionaries. Perhaps "missionaries" isn't the correct term. Yes, they taught their faith, but they went to Japan escaping persecution. Hm...perhaps persecution is the wrong term, too. You see, the Spanish Inquisition tried to persecute the followers of Kyle Katarn, but the instruments of torture kept breaking, blades broke on their skin, and the flames merely tickled. The "persecution" got annoying, so Kyle's followers left Spain. Why did they go to Japan instead of the New World? They thought it might be fun to burrow through the Earth. -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
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Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 4/3/07 1:45pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 4/3/07 1:45pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Quiet_Mandalorian
	BobaMatt posted: Hm...perhaps persecution is the wrong term, too. You see, the Spanish Inquisition tried to persecute the followers of Kyle Katarn, but the instruments of torture kept breaking, blades broke on their skin, and the flames merely tickled. The "persecution" got annoying, so Kyle's followers left Spain. Another common misconception. In reality, "Spanish Inquisitor" is an Iberian term for "True Follower of Kyle". -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
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I_am_darth_chewbacca Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 4/3/07 3:34pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	SephyCloneNo15 posted: The Lord Giveth; the Lord taketh away. Kyle Giveth [pain and grievous wounds]; Kyle taketh away [life and virginity]. One day, while fighting against a bunch of Dark Jedi, Kyle Katarn saw an Ewok that had pasted out from the heat. Kyle went over to it and gave it a long beard rub across its face. The Ewok stood up brought back to live. Kyle looked around in a shocked manner then took out his lightsaber and cut the Ewok in two. When asked why he did this he simple responded "The good Kyle giveth and the good Kyle taketh away" -----signature----- If you kill Kyle Katarn you'll only make him angry w00tini!?!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!
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