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SuperLariat Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 4/23/07 4:50pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	darth_Boba posted: It's also Kyle's method for engaging in conversation with women. It's also Kyle's method for dealing with Sith. Fist - to face. Btw, Kyle Katarn is so tough, he loaned ONE hair from The Beard and created Keith Hernandez's mustache. -----signature----- "A leader like Grand Admiral Thrawn or Darth Vader would have likely just genocidally ravaged the Vong and been back before dinnertime." - C19 "I wasn't begging for my life....." "I was offering you yours." - Sylar http://bushysmalls.blogspot.com
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Wrinty Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 4/23/07 6:50pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	One day while randomly blowing up planets for a morning excercise (like he needs it). He saw K'kruhk wearing the hat....after seeing Kyle Katarn the hat killed K'kruhk and floated like a leaf in the wind and landed on Kyle's head. Kyle was pleased for a moment...but the the hat exploded.....you know why? NO ONE CAN TOP KYLE KATARN!!!!!!!!!!!!! By mentioning this I fear for my life because maybe this wasn't epic enough for Kyle.....may he have mercy on me......
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 4/23/07 6:56pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	-----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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Mara-the-cat Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 4/23/07 7:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	some lowlow on some other website put Mara Jade and Kyle together I almost hurt somebody with that wanted to barf -----signature----- Messing with me is bad for your health.Period.
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Wrinty Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 4/23/07 8:05pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	ARC-77 posted: I hope that clapping wasn't for me for both of our sakes......
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 4/24/07 7:49am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	I'm sure Kyle forgives you. -----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/24/07 1:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Of course he will. If Kyle wanted to kill you you'd already be dead. Obviously he has been magnamainious and allowed you to live. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 4/24/07 2:32pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Actually, now I think Kyle will kill me, for presuming to guess what he thinks. You're off the hook, Wrinty. -----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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Kahn_Iceay Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 4/25/07 2:28am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	5. horses may be hung like Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris is hung like Kyle 4. Kyle doesn't need a lightsaber, his stare kills just as quick. 3. Kyle can't stay in one place to long for his awesomeness may destroy the planet 2. There is not lightside, there is no darkside there is only the Kyle 1. The force exists only because Kyle lets it. -----signature----- Crush, Seize, Burn, Kill. Leave No One Alive, Let No One Survive - - Vacations over, back to work.
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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 4/25/07 11:08am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn seems to be allergic to midichlorians. Think about it. "Life could not exist without the midichlorians." -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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Jedi_Commander_Faofa Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 4/25/07 4:52pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	But I thought Kyle Katarn invented midichlorians to humor himself... -----signature----- "'Not guilty' is not the same as 'innocent.'" - William Adama If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? http://www.freewebs.com/scokefaofa http://fencerscokefaofa.deviantart.com JeedaiElf is my TWIN SISTER!!!
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/26/07 6:36pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle's fantasies often become reality. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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Wrinty Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 4/26/07 8:13pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Did you guys know that Kyle had a whiny, less manly, brother name Force Katarn. Don't ask how he got that name...maybe Morgan was too busy trying to raise Kyle while not trying to be killed by him. But, anyways Force Katarn had an annoying habbit of refering to himself as the Force, Kyle was annoyed at this and destroyed him with a blink...but since he shared 1 billionth of Kyle's power he was able to survive death by blink of an eye....anymore and he would have died. But he could not keep his physical form so Kyle turned in to an energy feild....and thus Kyle created the force.
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Kahn_Iceay Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 4/26/07 11:32pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	5. Kyle Katarn never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 4. Kyle's rank of Master is honorary, “Supreme Overlord of Awesomeness” was just to long. 3. Kyle surpasses all, Even Prenn's ego. 2. Kyle sneezed and created the universe. 1. Anakin Skywalker was the Chosen One, merely cause Kyle didn't want all the attention. -----signature----- Crush, Seize, Burn, Kill. Leave No One Alive, Let No One Survive - - Vacations over, back to work.
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AdmiralWesJanson Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 4/26/07 11:50pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Anakin was rhe Chosen One. Kyle Chose him. -----signature----- Duke of Corellia Join the Corellian Browncoats in their fight against the evil Alliance! Fix the K-Wing! No more XJs! Make the next X-Wing a T-65K!
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