Author Topic: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/3/07 9:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.

Does a TaunTaun pee in the snow? Only with signed notarized permission in triplicate from Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn’s carbon footprint is the size of the Death Star.

Kyle Katarn reheats leftovers by staring at them.

You can safely view Kyle Katarn using a shoe box with a pin-sized hole in one end.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 5/4/07 3:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn has no pubic hair. He only has a second Beard.

 

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Evil_King_Wiggins  14741 posts
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Date Posted: 5/4/07 4:55pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Zorba was considered a freak of nature by the Hutts until they discovered a holo vid of his conception.

Evil.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/4/07 9:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
* Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey and Batman.

* Physicists say nothing can escape a black hole or the wrath of Kyle Katarn.

* Only two things can kill Kyle Katarn: Kryptonite and Kyle Katarn.

* Kyle Katarn is a prime number.

* Kyle Katarn appears human size because he is actually standing a million miles away.

 

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Ris_jSarek  2541 posts
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Date Posted: 5/4/07 10:21pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 5/4/07 10:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ris_jSarek
CernStormrunner posted:
* Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey


"I shot him in the face with my Bryar Pistol. And now you know . . . The Rest of the Story."

 

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Kenobi_Kid  1799 posts
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Date Posted: 5/7/07 8:03pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
You're already dead. Kyle just doesn't know it yet.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/07 8:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
I WARNED you--now KYLE is BADASS!

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/07 6:45pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn doesn't speak any alien languages, but he can make any non-human speak Basic in a matter of minutes.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/07 7:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn understands women.

 

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Havac  14251 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/07 7:44pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Whoah.

Now that's more impressive than all his other facts put together.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/07 10:17pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
To be fair, though, women make themselves a lot easier to understand (and easier in general) when Kyle is involved.

No less impressive though.

 

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Darth_Shpydar  1061 posts
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Date Posted: 5/10/07 7:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
CernStormrunner posted:
Kyle Katarn understands women.


And you sir, win the internet. peace grin

 

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Yodas-evil-twin  5040 posts
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Date Posted: 5/15/07 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Darwin's Theory of Evolution = Kyle Katarn.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/16/07 7:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Ris_jSarek posted:
CernStormrunner posted:
* Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey


"I shot him in the face with my Bryar Pistol. And now you know . . . The Rest of the Story."


and i just spit "Red Blitz" Vault soda all over my monitor.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 5/16/07 7:20pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Yodas-evil-twin posted:
Darwin's Theory of Evolution = Kyle Katarn.


The theory of Kylian Selection: Animals that Kyle considers tasty are goners. You should've tried pteradactyl. Kyle would say it was pterifically ptasty...if Kyle stooped to such pathetic puns.

 

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