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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/3/07 9:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Does a TaunTaun pee in the snow? Only with signed notarized permission in triplicate from Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn’s carbon footprint is the size of the Death Star. Kyle Katarn reheats leftovers by staring at them. You can safely view Kyle Katarn using a shoe box with a pin-sized hole in one end. -----signature----- "I am a Ranger! We walk in the Dark Places no others will enter, we stand on the bridge and no one shall pass! We live for the One, we die for the One!" -Anla Shok credo
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/4/07 3:04pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn has no pubic hair. He only has a second Beard. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Evil_King_Wiggins Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 5/4/07 4:55pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Zorba was considered a freak of nature by the Hutts until they discovered a holo vid of his conception. Evil. -----signature----- » My icons ( http://evilkingwiggins.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=general ) » "Dude, you're pumping yourself full of way too much liquid self-pity. Try the tablets. They taste better." » "Your female Chiss icon makes my peepee tingle" - Jon_Goodfellow
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/4/07 9:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	* Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey and Batman. * Physicists say nothing can escape a black hole or the wrath of Kyle Katarn. * Only two things can kill Kyle Katarn: Kryptonite and Kyle Katarn. * Kyle Katarn is a prime number. * Kyle Katarn appears human size because he is actually standing a million miles away. -----signature----- "I am a Ranger! We walk in the Dark Places no others will enter, we stand on the bridge and no one shall pass! We live for the One, we die for the One!" -Anla Shok credo
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Ris_jSarek Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 5/4/07 10:21pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 5/4/07 10:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ris_jSarek
	CernStormrunner posted: * Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey "I shot him in the face with my Bryar Pistol. And now you know . . . The Rest of the Story." -----signature----- http://churchofbrad.com/jsarek/ Proud recipient of Halagad_Ventor's MOO (Master of Obscurity) Award, Brett_Bass's Spiffy Crown™, and Thrawn McEwok's "Ohh...? Interesting..." Award™
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Kenobi_Kid Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/7/07 8:03pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	You're already dead. Kyle just doesn't know it yet. -----signature----- High Prophet of the Church of Kyle and loyal suitor of HIH Marasiah Fel Star Wars: Now with 100% more Lyle Waggoner! Lick enough wallpaper and eventually you will find the Snozzberry I have seen the enemy and he is you
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/9/07 8:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	I WARNED you--now KYLE is BADASS! -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/9/07 6:45pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn doesn't speak any alien languages, but he can make any non-human speak Basic in a matter of minutes. -----signature----- "I am a Ranger! We walk in the Dark Places no others will enter, we stand on the bridge and no one shall pass! We live for the One, we die for the One!" -Anla Shok credo
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/9/07 7:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn understands women. -----signature----- "I am a Ranger! We walk in the Dark Places no others will enter, we stand on the bridge and no one shall pass! We live for the One, we die for the One!" -Anla Shok credo
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 5/9/07 7:44pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Whoah. Now that's more impressive than all his other facts put together. -----signature----- "Reality doesn't care if you believe it." - Boba Fett
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/9/07 10:17pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	To be fair, though, women make themselves a lot easier to understand (and easier in general) when Kyle is involved. No less impressive though. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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Darth_Shpydar Registered: Oct '06	Date Posted: 5/10/07 7:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	CernStormrunner posted: Kyle Katarn understands women. And you sir, win the internet. -----signature----- "You will try." "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" "It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Either you buy it or you don't!" -- Eric Forman
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Yodas-evil-twin Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 5/15/07 12:37pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Darwin's Theory of Evolution = Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- "Who watches the Watchmen?" "The JCC is pretty much Lord of the Flies without the healthy outdoorsy atmosphere." -soitscometothis
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/16/07 7:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Ris_jSarek posted: CernStormrunner posted: * Kyle Katarn often fills in for Paul Harvey "I shot him in the face with my Bryar Pistol. And now you know . . . The Rest of the Story." and i just spit "Red Blitz" Vault soda all over my monitor. -----signature----- "I am a Ranger! We walk in the Dark Places no others will enter, we stand on the bridge and no one shall pass! We live for the One, we die for the One!" -Anla Shok credo
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 5/16/07 7:20pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Yodas-evil-twin posted: Darwin's Theory of Evolution = Kyle Katarn. The theory of Kylian Selection: Animals that Kyle considers tasty are goners. You should've tried pteradactyl. Kyle would say it was pterifically ptasty...if Kyle stooped to such pathetic puns. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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