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darth_Boba  4990 posts
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Date Posted: 5/18/07 8:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn is The Tick

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Yodas-evil-twin  5040 posts
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Date Posted: 5/19/07 1:10pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
darth_Boba posted:
Kyle Katarn is Gravity.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/19/07 8:12pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Yodas-evil-twin posted:
darth_Boba posted:
Kyle Katarn is Gravity.


Kyle Katarn ratified the Law of Gravity.

 

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AdmiralWesJanson  4693 posts
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Date Posted: 5/20/07 12:52am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
CernStormrunner posted:
Yodas-evil-twin posted:
darth_Boba posted:
Kyle Katarn is Gravity.


Kyle Katarn ratified the Law of Gravity.


And co-authored the Laws of Physics.

 

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Ulicus  7359 posts
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 5/20/07 2:21pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Sacrifice Spoiler:
The reason for Luke's badass new attitude when it comes to lopping off Sith heads? A WWKD shoulder-pad.

When Kyle Katarn yells at a scientologist they listen.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 5/20/07 3:00pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
The Dim-U worship Banthas because they live all over the Galaxy. Banthas live all over the Galaxy because Kyle threw them all over the Galaxy. Kyle threw them all over the Galaxy so he'd never be too far from a potential Bantha Burger.

 

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Ulicus  7359 posts
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 5/20/07 5:38pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Bantha burger? Mmmm. drooling

You want to know the true origin of Chuck Norris? Peter Petrelli met Kyle Katarn.

Han may have come up with the Nostril of Palpatine, but Kyle found the plans.

 

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Amrita_Glittersong  244 posts
Registered: Jan '07
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Date Posted: 5/21/07 10:20pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Love this thread... And the previous one. Finally got through them both. tongue I can only think of one thing to add though, elaborating on Kyle meeting Peter Pretrelli .

When Kyle Katarn met Peter Petrelli, Peter made the mistake of trying to absorb Kyle's awesomeness and exploded. THAT was what caused the bomb in New York City.

 

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burrie  1437 posts
Registered: May '00
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Date Posted: 5/22/07 6:59am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
That's what the press wants you to think.

The actual truth is: Kyle sneezed.

 

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Ulicus  7359 posts
Registered: Jul '05
41990_Duron Qel-Droma
Date Posted: 5/22/07 8:12am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
burrie posted:
That's what the press wants you to think.

The actual truth is: Kyle sneezed.

Aw man... I guess this means that we're going to be dealing with an army of Waru now...

 

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SwordoftheJedi  5649 posts
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 5/22/07 2:51pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
They say Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick might be equal to a big bang but one of Kyle Katarn's sneezes is equal to 3 big bangs.

The Dinosaurs were wiped out for one reason: Kyle Katarn's descending to Earth.

Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked was unheard of....til he met Kyle Katarn.

They say one sighting of Kyle Katarn can cure even the Black plague.

Did you know when the bible was written they wanted to add Kyle Katarn? But then they realized that not even the bible could speak of Kyle's greatness.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 5/22/07 6:14pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.

In times of trouble, Kyle Katarn activates the secret Kaiburr-crystal hidden his watch, powers up and transforms into... Kyle Katarn.

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/26/07 10:39am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 5/26/07 10:48am (1 edits total) Edited By: SephyCloneNo15
Jacen Solo is preparing to make the same sacrifice every Sith before him has ever made: He will sacrifice himself to Kyle!

Edit: Better? tongue

 

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Corran_Fett  3100 posts
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Date Posted: 5/26/07 10:44am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
SephyCloneNo15 posted:
Jacen Solo is preparing to make the same sacrifice every Sith before him has ever made: He will sacrifice himself to Kyle!

NO SACRIFICE SPOILERS!!!! angry

 

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DarthSilva 
Registered: May '07
Date Posted: 5/26/07 5:14pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
They say that from the date kyle katarn was born lightsaber caused deaths in the universe went up 47%

 
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