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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 5/27/07 11:33pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	There will always be room to disagree with Kyle Katarn. That room is called the morgue. -----signature----- "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
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Darth_Henning Registered: Jun '07	Date Posted: 6/1/07 6:20pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn invented differential AND integral calculus in order to torture his victims before he killed them... or got bored.
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Jedi_Riches Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 6/4/07 1:23pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	CernStormrunner posted: There will always be room to disagree with Kyle Katarn. That room is called the morgue. I could not help but laigh out loud at that its just ashame that I was at work at the time.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/4/07 1:34pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 6/4/07 1:40pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ulicus
	CernStormrunner posted: There will always be room to disagree with Kyle Katarn. That room is called the morgue. Probably the best in a long while. Well done! And it's got me thinking of Morgan Katarn... :P -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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Darth_Foo Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 6/4/07 5:48pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	CernStormrunner posted: * Physicists say nothing can escape a black hole or the wrath of Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn can escape a black hole. or just ride through it to the other side -----signature----- Frak the goram Vong! LoE trumps CW (anime) cartoon. it's referenced in Ep3 Current SW book: Wedge's Gamble Current Non SW: Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 6/4/07 6:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	In case it one day needs a backup, Kyle Katarn has memorized the Holo-net. Since they know they can't outrun Kyle Katarn, Wampas will often try and play dead. They say that after a nuclear blast, the only things that will survive will be cockroaches and Kyle Katarn... except that Kyle Katarn doesn't like cockroaches. So the only thing that will survive will be Kyle Katarn. The grass is always greener on Kyle Katarn 's lawn. If it knows what's good for it. -----signature----- "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
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Yodas-evil-twin Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/5/07 6:52pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	It is said that the downfall of every man is a woman. Except if that man is Kyle Katarn. Because the downfall of every woman is Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- "Who watches the Watchmen?" "The JCC is pretty much Lord of the Flies without the healthy outdoorsy atmosphere." -soitscometothis
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browwiw Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 6/5/07 7:47pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn only has 3 criteria concerning women: 1) Are you a woman? 2) Have you always been a woman? 3) If you cannot answer 'yes' to question 2...can you keep a secret? -----signature----- When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. - Sigmund Freud Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses. - Arthur C. Clarke Beware of the man whose God is in the skies. - George Bernard Shaw
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Arawn_Fenn Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 6/5/07 8:51pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn is not afraid of your Korriban. -----signature----- "You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor." - Han Solo
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SephyCloneNo15 Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/7/07 11:02am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn makes Space Slugs look tiny, if you catch my drift. -----signature----- Member: GDG, GMG. Sub-GM: CDG Zam Wessel Lives! Recipient of Thrawn McEwok's Squib Creations Limited-Edition Replica Glove of Darth Vader™ "Samuel L. Jackson isn't only a fine actor, but a gamer. He's one of us." ~ Kotaku
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LeeKenobi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 6/7/07 5:35pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Kyle Katarn doesn't trim his beard; the beard trims him.
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BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 6/8/07 8:45am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Ulicus posted: burrie posted: That's what the press wants you to think. The actual truth is: Kyle sneezed. Aw man... I guess this means that we're going to be dealing with an army of Waru now... Kyle Katarn picks his teeth with superlasers. -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/8/07 8:49am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	BobaMatt posted: Kyle Katarn picks his teeth with superlasers. And there was me thinking all he did was floss with lightwhips. Some "High Prophet" I am.... -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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ARC-77 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 6/8/07 1:39pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Ulicus posted: BobaMatt posted: Kyle Katarn picks his teeth with superlasers. And there was me thinking all he did was floss with lightwhips. Some "High Prophet" I am.... He uses plasma for mouthwash, too. He doesn't actually need it, though. His mouth is way too close to the Beard for plaque. -----signature----- Arvel Crynyd didn't crash into the bridge of the Executor. Kyle threw his A-Wing at it. -CernStormrunner
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CernStormrunner Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 6/12/07 4:33pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
	Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Kyle Katarn had better see the glass full of whiskey, or he’ll use it as a deadly weapon. Most people would need decades of training and meditation to achieve mastery of The Force. Kyle Katarn needed a used lightsaber and a change of clothes. -----signature----- "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
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