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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 1:20am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 7/25/07 1:22am (1 edits total) Edited By: SephyCloneNo15
Kier_Nimmion posted:
browwiw posted:
There is no chin under Kyle Katarn's beard. Just another fist.

>>SNIP!<<





I laughed, I cried, then went out and beat up a city block, just like Kyle Katarn would.


Except in Kyle's case it's usually more like, "I laughed, I made others cry, then I landed on Carida and all the Troopers in training died of shock."

Edit: Centerpoint Station required Anakin's fingerprints and whatnot to operate because the original Centerpoint imploded when they tried to power it by Kyle. When asked later, Kyle said it was quicker to just throw the planets from place to place.

 

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Kier_Nimmion  5870 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 10:42am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.


I've been out of the loop for some time, (Divorces and changing counties of residents will have that effect on you), my last recollection of an appearance of Kyle was SBS, where has he appeared since then?


 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 11:15am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Bloodlines

He also appears pretty regularly in the nightmares of Stormtroopers.

 

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saber_death  935 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 11:20am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
i think he was in Sacrifce as well, during one of the Council Meetings.

 

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Darth_Shpydar  1061 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 11:44am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
And mentioned in TUF, if i recall correctly.

 

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darth_Boba  4990 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 7:17pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
He also had a couple of appearances in the Dark Nest Trilogy.

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 7:54pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
And lurking in the Emperors closet or under his bed...at least thats what Palpy was afraid of. Good thing he had that Darth Bane Night Light or he'd never get any sleep...

 

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Arawn_Fenn  10400 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/07 8:06pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
That was no night light. It was actually Bane's shrunken head.

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 7/26/07 4:22pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
with a lightstick inside

 

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Arawn_Fenn  10400 posts
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Date Posted: 7/28/07 9:36pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle was a lesbian before it was cool.

 

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Vengance1003  5074 posts
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Date Posted: 7/28/07 10:56pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
By the end of the Dark Trooper campaign, Kyle Katarn had killed/destroyed at lest 865 Stormtroopers, 158 Imperial Officers, 312 Imperial Commandos, 61 Trandoshans, 162 Grans, 90 Gammorean Guards, 10 Kell Dragons, 58 Dianogas, 59 Probe Droids, 83 Interrogation Droids, 35 Remotes, 73 Gun Turrets, 14 Dark Troopers Phase 1, 18 Dark Trooper Phase 2, 1 Dark Trooper Phase 3, and injured Boba Fett, bringing a total of 2034 enemies defeated on just 14 missions. Holy Crap.

 

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Yodas-evil-twin2  261 posts
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Date Posted: 7/28/07 11:12pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 7/28/07 11:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Yodas-evil-twin2
Breakdown of total Imperial deaths found the following:


Deaths caused by Kyle Katarn: 99.5%
Deaths caused by other rebels: .1%
Deaths caused by Darth Vader's failure at anger management:.4%

 

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SephyCloneNo15  6880 posts
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Date Posted: 7/29/07 9:18am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Yodas-evil-twin2 posted:
Breakdown of total Imperial deaths found the following:


Deaths caused by Kyle Katarn: 99.5%
Deaths caused by other rebels because the Imperials hear "Rebels" and immediately think "Kyle Katarn" and die of shock: .1%
Deaths caused by Darth Vader's failure at anger management after the officers determined Vader was still more merciful than Kyle:.4%


Fixed.

 

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Dussan  207 posts
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Date Posted: 7/29/07 10:46am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
I never get tired of Kyle Katarn jokes.

 
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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 7/29/07 11:02am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Vengance1003 posted:
By the end of the Dark Trooper campaign, Kyle Katarn had killed/destroyed at lest 865 Stormtroopers, 158 Imperial Officers, 312 Imperial Commandos, 61 Trandoshans, 162 Grans, 90 Gammorean Guards, 10 Kell Dragons, 58 Dianogas, 59 Probe Droids, 83 Interrogation Droids, 35 Remotes, 73 Gun Turrets, 14 Dark Troopers Phase 1, 18 Dark Trooper Phase 2, 1 Dark Trooper Phase 3, and injured Boba Fett, bringing a total of 2034 enemies defeated on just 14 missions. Holy Crap.


And that was just Kyle warming up.

 

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