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IcePirate  399 posts
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 7/29/07 9:18pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
ARC-77 posted:
People wonder whatever happened to Ken Palpatine. Kyle doesn't.

When asked why by Luke, Kyle simply replied, "He was related to a Sith." Luke immediately turned and ran the other way.



for the win!

 

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IcePirate  399 posts
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 8/3/07 11:29pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
we need more facts

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 8/6/07 5:27pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.

You'd have to eat eight crowbars to get the amount of iron that's in one bowl of Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn's favorite scented candles are ginger peach, cinnamon vanilla, and blood of his enemies.

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 8/6/07 5:34pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
On Kyle Katarn's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire Galaxy as his dependents.

The New Republic once named a street on Coruscant after Kyle Katarn in gratitude for his saving the galaxy several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Kyle Katarn and lives.

Kyle Katarn once pulled a Wookies arms out of his sockets. Think about that.

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5797 posts
Registered: Jun '03
13744_Barriss Offee
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:15pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 8/6/07 8:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Barriss_Coffee
CernStormrunner's on a role today.... tongue


On occasion, Kyle is known to wear a pair of Gloves of Darth Vader in place of mittins.

Kyle put the "kill" in Killik.

The amazing feats the Secret Apprentice can perform in the TFU previews are actually based roughly on footage from a previous game about Kyle Katarn that was scrapped due to the casualty rate of viewers who saw the preview. Needless to say, while many fans argue that the stunts of the Secret Apprentice appear utterly exaggerated and excessive, for Kyle they would seem downright drab.

The only reason the Ewoks defeated the Empire was that Kyle was bored one afternoon and decided to impress Jan with his reinactment of the Battle of Zhell using hundreds of mind-controlled Ewoks.

 

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Jango_Fettish  1032 posts
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22349_Jango Fett
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:21pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn does not go #1 or #2. Rather, he releases beer and bricks of pure gold.

 

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Arawn_Fenn  10400 posts
Registered: Jul '04
46079_Darth Plagueis
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:23pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn eats Death Stars and craps Star Destroyers.

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5797 posts
Registered: Jun '03
13744_Barriss Offee
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:32pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
The quantuum armor on the Sun Crusher was made from Kyle's dead skin cells.


(geez.... so many facts about Kyle's by-products. As if the man himself weren't enough!)

 

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ARC-77  712 posts
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:44pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Barriss_Coffee posted:

The amazing feats the Secret Apprentice can perform in the TFU previews are actually based roughly on footage from a previous game about Kyle Katarn that was scrapped due to the casualty rate of viewers who saw the preview. Needless to say, while many fans argue that the stunts of the Secret Apprentice appear utterly exaggerated and excessive, for Kyle they would seem downright drab.


Sorry, beat you to it. tongue I can hardly claim it's all mine, though.

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BobaMatt posted:
Lucasarts originally intended for this game to be the long awaited next installment in the Dark Forces series, to be titled, "Kyle Unleashed."

The Lucasarts offices exploded, as did Skywalker ranch, prompting the move to the Presidio in San Francisco.


Needles to say, the Force powers in the game are greatly reduced, as it's no longer Kyle.

You know the scene in the trailer where the secret apprentice throws a girder at a Tie? It was originally going to be this:

Ulicus posted:
Evil_King_Wiggins posted:
Kyle Katarn once shot an enemy TIE Fighter down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Indeed. And the pilot was Maarek Stele. whistling

 

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Barriss_Coffee  5797 posts
Registered: Jun '03
13744_Barriss Offee
Date Posted: 8/6/07 8:55pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Darn!

That Kyle/Secret Apprentice connection is so obvious, it's like a legend ingrained in the human psyche.

 

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ARC-77  712 posts
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 8/6/07 9:09pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Barriss_Coffee posted:
Darn!

That Kyle/Secret Apprentice connection is so obvious, it's like a legend ingrained in the human psyche.


Now we need to find a Kyle/Revan connection! thinking

 

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IcePirate  399 posts
Registered: Jul '05
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 8/6/07 9:09pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
ARC-77 posted:
Barriss_Coffee posted:

The amazing feats the Secret Apprentice can perform in the TFU previews are actually based roughly on footage from a previous game about Kyle Katarn that was scrapped due to the casualty rate of viewers who saw the preview. Needless to say, while many fans argue that the stunts of the Secret Apprentice appear utterly exaggerated and excessive, for Kyle they would seem downright drab.


Sorry, beat you to it. tongue I can hardly claim it's all mine, though.

ARC-77 posted:
BobaMatt posted:
Lucasarts originally intended for this game to be the long awaited next installment in the Dark Forces series, to be titled, "Kyle Unleashed."

The Lucasarts offices exploded, as did Skywalker ranch, prompting the move to the Presidio in San Francisco.


Needles to say, the Force powers in the game are greatly reduced, as it's no longer Kyle.

You know the scene in the trailer where the secret apprentice throws a girder at a Tie? It was originally going to be this:

Ulicus posted:
[quote=Evil_King_Wiggins]Kyle Katarn once shot an enemy TIE Fighter down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Indeed. And the pilot was Maarek Stele. whistling

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maarek, dead? say it aint so, plucky, say it aint so....

oh... wait... kyle was destroying an imitator

speaking of imitators... who's the biggest badazz?

maarek stele, kir kanos, ghent, somebody i'm not thinking of?

 

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Ris_jSarek  2557 posts
Registered: Feb '05
18187_Z-95 Headhunter
Date Posted: 8/6/07 9:11pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread. - Date Edited: 8/6/07 9:12pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ris_jSarek
IcePirate posted:
speaking of imitators... who's the biggest badazz?

maarek stele, kir kanos, ghent, somebody i'm not thinking of?


You're asking that in THIS thread?!

EDIT: Oh, I got it, imitating Kyle. Umm, in that case, probably Kanos.

 

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ARC-77  712 posts
Registered: Mar '06
40696_Jaster Mereel
Date Posted: 8/6/07 9:14pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Ris_jSarek posted:
IcePirate posted:
speaking of imitators... who's the biggest badazz?

maarek stele, kir kanos, ghent, somebody i'm not thinking of?


You're asking that in THIS thread?!

EDIT: Oh, I got it, imitating Kyle. Umm, in that case, probably Kanos.


Revan. He was imitating Kyle 4,000 years before his birth!

 

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CernStormrunner  1382 posts
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24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 8/7/07 5:14pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.

When Chuck Norris wakes up screaming, it's because he was having nightmares about Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer wakes up screaming, it's because he was having nightmares about Kyle Katarn.

 

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